8.4 @rwmulvey: @stoolpresidente what do you think the avg. BAC was last night for the rant line? 2.5? 3.0?
Just deposited money into a new Citizens ATM. MIND BLOWN
Fanduel tonight. Giving the ball to Clay. Last call to join and get your ass kicked http://t.co/muqMOuUovB
Nick Saban On Being Called The Devil: “It’s Terribly Disappointing” Am I the only one with tears in my eyes regarding this quote.
Recapping The Week At the Stool....It's the Bro Show Yo.... http://t.co/f8gaR1QqvF
I’m so sick of talking about this guy but for some reason I can’t. What is up with his stomach? Is he permanently sucking it in for pictures? You look like you’re deformed bro. And way to really fill out that pink speedo you tiny dicked freak. It honestly looks like he has a vagina. Just nothing in the pouch. I guess it makes sense now why he got emasculated in the Olympics. No balls. Jeah!
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Dude hangs out with tons of chicks huh?
when did you go from sweating this idiot to hating him again?
“I’m so sick of talking about this guy but for some reason I can’t.”
I hate that I would let him pin my feet behind my ears and tag me like an animal.
The dude is definitely a ‘tard. He’s getting laid though, make no mistake there.
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Maybe he’s a grower?
This guy bang your high school crush, bro?
Pres, you should send him a pink Hardo hat to match his speedo.
This guy blocked me from his Twitter cuz i was pissed he was stealing Jeah from MC Eiht.
Prez, are these photos part of your personal collection in your Mom’s basement? For God’s aake no more, ghey-hook.
Riddle me this elpresidente….why are you such a flaming faggot?
If you don’t hate Ryan Lochte already, spend 1:30 watching this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IFEkCX5N04&feature=relmfu
Oh, and apparently he goes by the nickname “Reezy” (as he is a “big fan of Lil’ Wayne).
If you put your feet behind your ears stoolie won’t all the bunnies and gerbils escape ?
fire fietelberg, mo, and neil. HIRE GAYSTOOLIE!!!!
johnnybegood, actually he is a friend of Young Jeezy , hence the name Reezy, nice try, you almost had me thinking you knew something about black people
JEAH!
Double scarf > double popped-collar.
pretty tough to hate a guy that admits he’s being a douchebag just to be one. its not like he doesn’t know he’s a douche
@Will I am Not: Had you wasted 1:30 watching the video like I did, you would know I’m quoting Lochte’s explanation of his nickname (Wayne = “Weezy” and Ryan = “Reezy”).
^ double scarf is super ghey…double scarf in Vegas when its 115 degrees….straight faggot assed faggot!
I think I speak for everyone when I say…”WE ARE FUCKING SICK OF YOU TALKING ABOUT HIM TOO PREZ”
Is that pink suit your new line of purple starfish swag? You make for of him for the word “Jeah”, he steals your starfish swag. Just grinding his 1/2 inch cock straight in your face.
Enjoy the workweek you monkeys, I’ll have another shot of tequila in your honor poolside in Cancun.
PS: a few speedo wearing Loctes down here. Must be Euros.
How gaystoolie doesn’t have a daily column on this site is beyond me….
@chip….you’re on barstool looking at euros in speedos by the pool in cancun? joke of the day: what do gay horsies eat?
Tough standing next to guy w/ black Speedo sporting Howitzer! Might want to choose your company a little wiser next time…
“I was a seaside sittin’ just a smokin’ and a drinkin’ at ringside….. on top of the world!!!! Ohhhh Jeaahhhhhh!”
Pink star-print Speedo? So when exactly did you discover he’s your long lost brother?
The black guy’s packing serious heat, Lochte just makin the white race look worse. The guy is obviously gay, so when u think of him in that light, he’s doesn’t seem like such a fuckin homo.
^^ you know how I know you’re gay?
I never thought I would type this, but this guy is a bigger faggot than wildmanpete