Full Throttle Hooper!
GrindTV – A fisherman off Panama was battling a huge black marlin when the battle took a turn for the worse. The fish sank the boat. Not all the details are in, but apparently the captain began backing down on the huge fish, a common practice in big-game fishing when a fish is taking line. He puts the boat in reverse to chase the fish. One commenter on Marlin Magazine’s Facebook post who apparently had some knowledge of the incident said that the captain fell as he was backing down on the fish at full throttle. The boat took on too much water and, finally, there was no correcting the situation.
The only reason I posted this blog was because of the title. The guy who sent me this story had “Full Throttle Hooper” in the subject line and I laughed out loud instantly. Because in my humble estimation there is no more sure fire way to get laughs than a well timed Jaws quote. It works 1 million percent of the time.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat..
So Huge….So Black…
pussy
That fish is telling all his buddy’s about the time he sank a boat.
Is this a metaphor for barstool? Neil is the fish and hes taking barstool down with him???
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I would have posted this with the video: http://youtu.be/z7PYqhABiSo
What’s a matter city boy haven’t you ever caught a shark before? This ain’t gonna be easy like going down to the pond chasing bluegill and tommycods…you gotta be quick! you gotta be smart!
Classic.
I see you brought your rubbers…
New trend among hardo Marlins: Fishing for Boats. Looks like that Marlin caught a keeper.
Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish.
Hooper drives the boat, Chief.
Your husband’s fine. He’s just caught a couple of stripers. We’ll bring ‘em in for dinner. We won’t be long, we haven’t seen anything yet.
The explanation is that the driver “fell down” while driving in reverse? It’s flat calm…
Pump it out Chief!
While going in reverse full speed as a giant marlin struggled against the boat…..nothing to do with the water being calm.
That marlin caught a boat
It would have been better if the marlin then harpooned the captain in the ass.
Sometimes the marlin would go away…sometimes he wouldn’t go away
Farewell and adieu, to you fair Spanish ladies…
“That’s a twenty footer.”
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“Twenty-five. Three tons of him.”
Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces.
I’m not about to stand here and see that little Kittner boy go spilling out all over the dock!