You know who needs to shut the fuck up? The wife

Hey slut, your husband is a dude people want to bang. He’s got abs. He’s ripped to fucking shit. You know what you are? You’re some gap toothed bitch that’s homely looking on her best day. Wipe that scowl off your face. So he’s talking about sticking his dick in another man’s ass. Big deal. When you marry up you’re not allowed to complain for one second. If one spouse is significantly more attractive than the other then the ugly one isn’t allowed to complain about anything. I truly believe that. Like if your hot husband drinks too much? You need to shut up. If your hot wife spends too much money? You need to shut up. If your hot husband sucks dick and fucks other dudes in the ass for $1K an hour? Shut you gap toothed mouth up. At least someone is with you. If this gay dude who’s obviously straight as an arrow wasn’t fucking you then you’d be begging for dick at last call. And that’s so much worse than being married to a gay man.