(The Snuggery Website)

How about this little cuddle slut? Oh there is no sex huh? Well then why are you telling me to wear loose fitting pajamas and what the fuck am I paying 60 bucks for? To just get blue balls as I cuddle my dick into your ass crevice for 60 minutes? What type of business model is that? I can just buy one of those Japanese cuddle pillows if that’s what I’m looking for.  Bottomline is guys don’t cuddle with shit they don’t fuck. Fact. So tell me you don’t like my firm, tell me you don’t like my idea, tell me you don’t like my fuckin neck tie, but don’t tell me I’m paying 60 bucks for no penetration.