Get it Off Me!


Dailymail - You’d have thought a fur coat would have been the ultimate bear necessity. But not for the unfortunate Dolores who has lost all her body hair and has just been left with a few tufts around her head. Vets have been left baffled by the condition of the bespectacled bear, who lives at a zoo in Leipzig. And Dolores isn’t the only one. The sudden hair loss has affected all female bears at the zoo. Unfortunately for the bears, their lack of hair has been pulling in the crowds who want to see want to see the wrinkly animals.
Geez Dolores. How about shaving that tuft on your head. I mean good luck finding a warm dick with that thing. There is just nothing more embarrasing than a bald person/bear who tries to still act like they got hair. Have some dignity for god sakes and shave that shit off.
Is that the new Bruins 3rd jersey?
This has another Britney Spears fiasco written all over it.
Maybe one of the female zoologists misunderstood when the boss told her he liked it ‘shaved bare.’
ManBearPig! Al Gore really was cereal…
Krejci does have H1N1 tho …
Kudos PORK CHOP!!
CHUPACABRA!!!! Told ya…….oh, it’s just a bear.
bruce-willis-bear
Prez’s wife?