Get Me These Baby Otters!
I feel like there are two distinct schools of thought when I post awesome baby animal pictures.
1. I’m a gayball and I love fucking dudes.
2. This is why I ride or die with the Pres. Fuck rape culture. Any bro who loves baby animals as much as the Pres does is good people in my book.
Seriously don’t know who would ever complain about cute baby animals. That’s like a Hitler move. But just to see how satanic our readers really are I’ll let you vote on it.
Vote 1 on never post awesome baby animals again and 10 for Do the Damn Thing. Best posts every time you do it.


(1,882 votes, average: 9.48 out of 10)
Look at those fucking little bitches!!!! AWESOME..
#3 blue steel swag for days
elpres when are you going to follow me bro, fucked up @kingblackdude, you dont miss me? Figured since you like to fuck dudes, you would be all up my asshole
i’m not going to lie, i’m shocked by the results of the voting, stoolies showing their softer side.
8. Animals are cool, but sluts are even more appreciated
Seriously? The only reason this vote should go beyond 1 is the twats from ko voting on this.
Well then maybe ya otter get one (see what I did there)
GAY
i can practice my soft side here. so im ready when i see some chick drooling on a seal pup. ill ignore her and pay ALL my attn to the seal pup and she can melt over my sensitivity in the background. WET!
people who dont like animals are dumb faggy fucks
It’s all a ploy for the ladies in my book…cute baby animals=moist panties 100% of the time
I’ll ride or die with you once you take it to the next level;
get on-board with the Rape-Baby-Animals-Culture ASAP!!
i have a dog and i like him
El Pres promotes otter rape.
I would snuggle the shit out of one of those.
I only come here for the animals.
My buddy rescued you baby squirrels and they thought he was there mother. They slept on the pillow and followed him around. They attacked the fuck out of anyone who came in the door though. Had to let them ago when they attacked some broad who tried to pick one up and it got into her hair and fucked her shit up.
people who don’t like cute baby animals are either gay themselves orrrrrrrr…not straight. (adam sandler comedy cd…anybody?)
That thing will literally rip your face off.
stro, me and my buddy found two baby squirrels in college. cute as hell, and they’d climb all over you, but they smell like a hobo’s asshole. got a family of them living in my walls now too, pretty sure it’s driving my cat nuts.
This is why I ride or die with the Pres. Fuck rape culture. Any bro who loves baby animals as much as the Pres does is good people in my book.
I think it’s cool u like animals prez, but the dude who commented for you to follow him on twitter. Ya He’s Definitely GAY
Your focus on baby animals confirms my suspicion that you are a child molester. A totally hetero child molester.
Carl’s comment for the win!
That 3rd picture made my heart melt!
I’ve got even odds that says tha_Dro_Man posts up a personal story involving baby animals…….oops, too late.
Their domes are almost as big as Manning’s
any dude who cant admit that he gets a kick out of baby animals like these lil guys isnt secure in his masculinity…the same dudes that try to say that a dude who wears any color other than black, white or navy blue is ‘gay’…and they wonder why they dont get any pussy
dana bibles midget penis….you took the bait. stro actually told the first personal animal story and i added a similar story just to see if we’d catch even hatred. guess not. so just so i’m clear, it’s ok for OTHER people to tell stories, just not me? is that correct?
Dro Man, i dig your stories bro. And Pres, play the fuck on, playboy. I agree with the westcoastStoolie tho, this shit has def got Pres’ dick wrecked once er thrice.
Dro man, it’s because you’re always fucking telling stories. Plus there was that one time you told the story about beating a dude with a tire iron like it was cool or something.
I love fuzzy shit too. But pres, c’mon. Clean that shit up.
Ha, I remember that Dro Man story. Guy wanted his dick sucked for ganging up on some dude. Sweet life.
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself