Get Me These Dick Pants!

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Saw this on Barstool NY yesterday.   Dick pants.   Awesome.      I’m so fucking pissed I didn’t think of inventing this first.   I mean duh.   It’s doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that these are going to sell like hot cakes.    Seriously what better way to break the ice with chicks at a bar than this?   Sure it starts innocently enough with them laughing and feeling the fake dick, but next thing you know she’s brushing up against your junk, copping a feel and giving you an over the pants handjob.  Suddenly she can’t dick out of her mind and as everybody knows that’s half the battle with getting laid.   All because of the Dick Pants.  Brilliant.

elpresidente   |  Random Thoughts   |  02/24/10, 11:16 am    | 

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» Skinny Pete said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:30 }

So it was on Barstool NY yesterday. Does that mean Daulerio right, calling you barstool jr?

» D Nasty said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:51 }

Not much of a locker room champion is he?

» Mark Price said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:35 }

i am jumping on the Cunt Pants bandwagon right now.

» Always Be Closing said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:04 }

I can’t take this guy seriously until he learns how to button his shirt

» william wallace said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:07 }

I love a few games tonight but my lock is Pitt even at Notre Dame. Pitt has gone 5 for 5 covering in there last games. I also love Virginia Tech even also at BC. BC blows.Those 2 should be a lock.

» Freckles McGee said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:25 }

i bet the designer gets to chalk this up to being an “artistic expression.”

» D Nasty said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:29 }

Or a wardrobe malfunction

» I Need A Detox said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:08 }

I hope they makes that suit in black also :)

» PETE PETERS said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:52 }

C’mon, those pants are ridiculous.

I wonder where can i get one of those great hats, though.

» deepthreat said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:30 }

Don’t fall for the hype like I did.

My pair of Shit Pants hasn’t got me laid once.

» carzillaman said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:12 }

I think that cockly speed skater who told the american journalist to fuck off got disqualified yesterday for going down the wrong lane. He would’ve won gold easily too. His coach fucked him over.

» therealrico said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:59 }

OMG deadspin called this site barstool jr. WHAT A MAJOR DIS! El Prez you got served!!

Who the fuck cares

» moooooog35 said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:35 }

Ten bucks says we see this outfit in the next issue of ‘Chat Roulette.’

» Freckles McGee said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:54 }

carzill,

i saw that this morning. karma is a bitch.

» smallvagina said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:23 }

my cock usually hangs out closer to my balls.

» Chris said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:55 }

Is that gaga?

» carzillaman said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:45 }

Freckles … agree. I was watching the news and I was like, “Wait, I know that fucking cocky smirk from somewhere … oh wait, it’s that asshole from the Stool video.”

» FelixFermine said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 11:02:57 }

looks like me last night when i forgot to zip up my fly

» TLOCO12 said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 12:02:38 }

How you supposed to pull a Jew broad with that unclipped hog flopping around

» thealphamale said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 12:02:59 }

looks suspiciously like one tom brady in that cock suit. just saying…

» HassenBenSoba said: { Feb 24, 2010 - 05:02:50 }

That’s the last thing jew broads are looking for

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