Get Me These Dick Pants!
Saw this on Barstool NY yesterday. Dick pants. Awesome. I’m so fucking pissed I didn’t think of inventing this first. I mean duh. It’s doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that these are going to sell like hot cakes. Seriously what better way to break the ice with chicks at a bar than this? Sure it starts innocently enough with them laughing and feeling the fake dick, but next thing you know she’s brushing up against your junk, copping a feel and giving you an over the pants handjob. Suddenly she can’t dick out of her mind and as everybody knows that’s half the battle with getting laid. All because of the Dick Pants. Brilliant.
So it was on Barstool NY yesterday. Does that mean Daulerio right, calling you barstool jr?
Not much of a locker room champion is he?
i am jumping on the Cunt Pants bandwagon right now.
I can’t take this guy seriously until he learns how to button his shirt
I love a few games tonight but my lock is Pitt even at Notre Dame. Pitt has gone 5 for 5 covering in there last games. I also love Virginia Tech even also at BC. BC blows.Those 2 should be a lock.
i bet the designer gets to chalk this up to being an “artistic expression.”
Or a wardrobe malfunction
I hope they makes that suit in black also
C’mon, those pants are ridiculous.
I wonder where can i get one of those great hats, though.
Don’t fall for the hype like I did.
My pair of Shit Pants hasn’t got me laid once.
I think that cockly speed skater who told the american journalist to fuck off got disqualified yesterday for going down the wrong lane. He would’ve won gold easily too. His coach fucked him over.
OMG deadspin called this site barstool jr. WHAT A MAJOR DIS! El Prez you got served!!
Who the fuck cares
Ten bucks says we see this outfit in the next issue of ‘Chat Roulette.’
carzill,
i saw that this morning. karma is a bitch.
my cock usually hangs out closer to my balls.
Is that gaga?
Freckles … agree. I was watching the news and I was like, “Wait, I know that fucking cocky smirk from somewhere … oh wait, it’s that asshole from the Stool video.”
looks like me last night when i forgot to zip up my fly
How you supposed to pull a Jew broad with that unclipped hog flopping around
[...] wanted to let everyone know how big your package is without actually showing or telling them? [...]
looks suspiciously like one tom brady in that cock suit. just saying…
That’s the last thing jew broads are looking for