Get Me This Bull Mastiff Mother, Her Puppies And This Chimp Baby!
DM – When this little chimp was abandoned by his mother his future looked grim. But thanks to the unlikely intervention of a huge bull mastiff and her adorable litter of four puppies, his life was soon a lot happier. Endearingly, the chimp soon seemed to think he was a puppy himself, bending double to eat from food bowls with his adoptive siblings. The puppies were also great to play with – and particularly good when the abandoned baby wanted a cuddle.
Guess what? I don’t even think this chimp by itself is that cute. In fact I think it’s pretty damn ugly. But mix in a huge bull mastiff acting as it’s mother and it cuddling with all the puppies and suddenly I can’t live without them. Like I just want to roll around in the grass and play with squishy toys all day and have a cuddle fest. Just walk down the street like Brad and Angelina except instead of all those weird adopted kids hanging off of them I’d have puppies and baby chimps.
PS – How bad do you think the puppies tease this chimp about the diaper? Super embarrassing.
So Maurice is coming to Barstool Boston then?
faggot that chimp is cute
You must be putting the finishing touches to that A+ Sandusky-Gate blog I’m about to read before 5P?
I thought chimps were supposed to be smart…if you can house train a dog why can’t you teach a monkey to use the shitter?
Does the dog change diapers too?
Get it yourself you Jew.
My buddies and I thought about doing this, but with african americans. We’d raise them, feed them, love them, and most importantly – train them.
If we had like 15, there would probably be 4-5 that went pro at some sport, and we’d be rich.
My other genius idea is blue cheese cologne and deodorant, but that topic is for another day.
if you actually got everything you have asked for in the “get me this ___” blogs you probably would have the biggest zoo in america at BSS HQ
I have a 5 month old and I have a hairy ass. I can’t imagine what a fucking mess that monkey makes
The poor dog is probably wondering who the fuck it fucked to get such an ugly kid.
yeah wait until the chimp is like 5 years old and tears the guy’s face off
Six weeks from the chimp ripping the dogs faces off like that bitch with no face on Oprah.
im surprised the secret service let obama roll around with those dogs
Check out that first pic, didn’t know KFC and MO were such good pals.
So the monkey throws dog shit at you? Fuck that
Nice to see Mr. & Mrs. Obama have such a good relationship after all these years.