Amanda Bynes arrested in NYC and throws her bong out the window http://t.co/gzM2nooUk6
Rangers fans tweeting right now belong in a zoo for everybody to stare at
No chance this wall street bro doesn't think the Rangers just won the series http://t.co/ldIN2zJ4Ye
PS - Fenway smokes have been identified. A former smoke and a Pats cheerleader http://t.co/ni8XiJXplF
It's fucking hilarious that the Rangers are acting like they may win this game. I know hockey. No chance.
How cute is this fucking duckling? Yellow as fuck. Fuzzy as fuck. Cute as fuck. I’d love to have a flock of these fuckers just following me around wherever I go. Probably carry one in my front pocket too. That could be my thing. Like here comes Pres and his flock of cute as fuck ducklings. Motherfucker means business. Maybe even carry a boom box and have “Move Bitch” playing as we roll down the street. Hard as fuck.
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There’s a place up on 6th and Arch with the best Peking Duck you’ve ever had in your life. I want a Chinaman to cook this duck and serve him to me with a shot of Saki. Now we’re getting somewhere.
I would love to raise a who flock of them and when they get older i would genocide the lot of them for sustenance.
Keep the duck in your pocket huh? Sounds like an episode of Louie
Title should have been…Does Having This Duck Follow Him Around Get This Guy Laid? Answer: ABSOFUCKINLUTELY
A+ Blog, we need a video of you walking down the street with a boombox playing “Move Bitch” followed by a flock of baby ducks and we needed it yesterday. What a fucking geek out.
Thanks jenna
@Kenny Tyler — you beat me to it.
El Pres, please ask Renee to return your balls please. I believe they are in a jar on her makeup vanity next to her wrinkle remover.