GET ME THIS KOALA BEAR!
[August 26, 2012] A koala has been filmed swimming across a river on the Gold Coast and even taking a ride in a canoe. Koalas aren’t normally known for taking a dip, but one curious creature on the Gold Coast wasn’t shy about exploring new terrain. The koala was caught on camera swimming across Burleigh Point and up to a stunned group of local paddlers, even joining them for a paddle in canoe. Julie Elliot, who filmed the rare encounter, said she and her colleagues from the local Outrigger Canoe Club were amazed when the koala came paddling towards them. “It took a sip of water and then saw us and obviously decided to come straight over,” she said. “Then it started clawing at the boat and we didn’t know what to do.” “We were thinking it was going to drown so my mate behind me just grabbed him and put him straight in the boat.” The group then released the koala on an embankment at a local golf club where koalas were known to populate the gum trees.
This Koala is so boss I can’t even stand it. If I was on this canoe there isn’t even a doubt in my mind what I’d do. First I’d squeal like a 9 year old girl. Then I’d push everybody overboard and just paddle for America with this Koala by my side. Like there would be zero chance of me putting this thing back on the embankment. Way too cute and cuddly to ever part with. I mean I almost passed out from cute overload when he crawled up and sat in the seat. I don’t want this Koala as my new best friend. I need him as my new best friend.
El Pres you are a raging homo.
Koala chlamydia is a real thing, and this little fucker just infected everybody on that boat by dragging his little drippy nutsack over everybody’s seats. Because, there’s not a chance in hell that he doesn’t fuck every koala pussy in “the bush.”
Worst camera work ever
Someone needs to show this Julie Elliot bitch where the fucking zoom button is!
“Get me” Get me!” Why should we get you anything!? What have you done for us besides give us Neil? You’re worth 2 million internet dollars and all you’ve given us is neil and whitesoxgayve
that thing has claws like a black receptionist
i think the B’s ice girl could steady the camera better than this.
Are you on your period?
Wait, did someone say 16 is legal in MA???? I can’t believe I am just finding this out now…
That Koala can give you a run for your money (internet dollars) in the hideously large beak category.
Prez. Koalas are lame. I lived in Australia, they are like stoners. They just sit around and sleep all day. Go to the Zoo in Sydney and watch all the tourists get pissed on holding a koala, it’s a good laugh.
Did Michael J. Fox film this?
Go fuck yourself with those claws that thing has. Looks like a descendent of the velociraptor.
EZBreezy for the win!
What a selfish whore the girl with the camera was. She fucking forces her friend to switch spots with her, only to shoot the worst footage of a Koala ever. The video was 3/4, feet, trees, and lake.. 1/4 Koala and her cunt voice.