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Get Me This Pirate Limousine!
People who read this blog know that I rarely if ever say I need something. That I’ll absolutely just die if I don’t get something. Maybe I say it once or twice a year. Like I needed that Jetpack for my birthday which nobody got me and a part of me died that day. Well now is the Stoolies chance to make up for it. Because I don’t just want this Pirate Limousine. I need it. Seriously this has to become the official transportation vehicle of Barstool Sports. I want it so that when people see the Pirate Limo coming around the corner they can be like “oh there is El Pres and his Pirate Limo” again. And compared to the Jetpack it’s a bargain. Only 36K. In other words if every fan of ours on our facebook page contributes $1.50 that baby is mine and I’ll throw the biggest fucking Pirate Limo party this fucking city has ever seen. Where the fuck is Intern Danny Boy when I need him? Get me this Pirate Limo!
PS – What happens if it rains? Nevermind. Get me this Pirate Limo!
id pitch in a buck or two. smokeshow pirates rollin through town!
Jews can’t be pirates. It’s in the Magna Carta.
Actually a pretty funny idea
If you take Lambert on a ride with you, does it become a butt-pirate limo?
Bring that thing to Yacht Week. DO it.
That thing is AWESOME! Just string up a fuckin tarp if it rains Dave. Could rig something up water tight in 20 minutes
I would 100% throw in for this baby to be official for barstool, pirate bitches everywhere with us getting to look at all the booty
get me that baby lamb!! Get me that pirate limo! Get me that ass on South Padre Island….
Im dedicating the rest of my day to getting this limo for you. You need this thing so bad dude!
Where do I send my $1.50?
Seriously, pirate hooker smokeshows? Yes please!
What happens if it rains??? Its a fucking pirate ship! you finnish having sex and steer the ship into the heart of the vagina storm like a man!
That’s the one vehicle that wouldn’t be stolen in Dorchester. And think of all the t-shirts you could store in the hold.
If you don’t buy this will all your earnings from Stoolapalooza, then you failed.
First stop: Whore Island
Why do I have the feeling that there would be a special tax or denied road access in Taxachusetts….unless you knew or paid off the right state employee of course? If there isn’t a law against it, they would pass one fast.
THAT’S WHAT THEY DID WITH THOSE DAMN DUCK BOATS!!!!
set up a paypal account. I got $1.50
Yeah, I’d actually chip in for this.
Cue the Pirate Limo!
Boats and Hos!
Look at the Captains Quarters, shit is so legit… I cant get over it.
YACHT WEEK!!
indeed
I do you one better, I’ll chip in $3. Get it done Pres.
Probably gets 5 miles per gallon and tops out around 10 knots.
BC Hockey team can ride that around campus next year instead of trolleys
It’s a must sell but has been up for nearly 2 years? The pirate limo field is a buyer’s market, so I think you could have it for under asking price, guaranteed. Also, it’s done nearly 200 thousand miles!
Get your haggle on and save some of that hard-earned bullion.
I’m rolling up to Churchill Downs in that bad boy
i would 100% chip in 10 bucks for you to get this
you should sell shares and then each stoolie (aka part owner) gets to write his name on the limo and get a token ride. I’m in for $10!
(course need the man who will spot the $36k to buy it then distrubute the 3600 shareholder certificates. Set it up on paypal so you guarantee the cash flow back in)
I’m not falling for the old donate a $1.50 and I promise I’ll share it with you… I am the older brother in my family… I have pulled this shit too many times.
get it done, porthole! i’m in for some shares.
Lol man where is this ad from? Because a few friends of mine got one that looked just like this for there senior prom back in the day and rolled up in it. Was pretty hilarious.
Cue the fuckboat, bitches!
how do you change your password?
on this hoopty ass site?
and im in on the pirate ship…..whatever its 1.50. i just dont want a fraction of the lawsuit from when my fantasy qb from last year gets on one nite and rapelisburgers some chick in your face. hes my boy. he sets goals and achieves them.
I’ll thrown in $100 and 10% of my action in the remaining FTOPS events 22-30 this weekend.