Miley Cyrus tits hello....And yes being on the West Coast severly hammers my twittering ability
Is there a bigger group of pussies on the planet than the don't look directly at a solar eclipse crowd. Fuck that. I'm looking right at it
Do it! @l_ho_2012: RT“@Christina_Cha: Wow... There is a petition for me to be on @Playboy. Interesting. What do you think? Ehhh...”
RT @ericmee5: @stoolpresidente try sticking the scissors in it
I'm in a hotel where the air conditioning sucks. Tis a fate worse than death
I don’t know what I was expecting when I watched a video that was entitled “Seal screaming like a man”, but I literally still spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any when it started screaming. I mean god damn that Seal screams like a man! I want it.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
Pres the first 3 times I read your line “I literally spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any” I thought it was great. Now you use it about 2-3 times a week… it’s lost a lot of it’s “funny”.
It’s screaming “get me the fuck out of here”!
“I spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any”…Really Prez???
If I read that line one more time I might destroy my computer, and I don’t even have a computer! (See, not funny at all, is it?)
brought a tear to my eye laughing so hard.
OH MOTHER
like the goat better.
Sounds like me on the can after an extra order of super-hot buffalo wings.
What was the final outcome of he PI pay-off by lax bro’s dad?
That’s the only thing that will overcome the piss poor effort thus far today.
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He sounds like someone said Pee Wee’s Secret Word.
do you believe in reincarnation?
You’d scream like that too if you got to blow your load in and/or on Heidi Klum.
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/my-top-6-commenter-pet-peeves/
Add Number 7 to your top commenter pet peeves. I hate people who bitch about me saying “I literally spit out my coffee, and I wasn’t even drinking any!”
I’m pretty sure that seal is at the New England Aquarium if you want to check it out in person.
I have no idea why, but that was funny stuff.
El Prez…..I love the site and have never commented before but man I honestly believe that everyone has been tricked here…Its not the seal thats screaming
Try this get a buddy and everytime his mouth opens make your dog bark then you can have a man that screams like a dog!
This isnt that funny at all. I has anyone seen the goat that yells like a man. That is funny. And whoever writes these why do you ALWAYS say “I litterally spit my coffee out when I saw this it was so funny” cause you know you don’t.
Sounds like Barney from the Simpsons.