Get Me This Semi-Aquatic Rodent!
Yahoo - This photo released by Melanie Typaldos shows Caplin her pet capybara and her daughters pet guinea pig Neptune. The capybara, Hydrochoerus Hydrochaeris, is a semi-aquatic rodent of South America. It weighs about a hundred pounds, and is about 2 feet tall at the shoulder.
Rodent or not I want one of these capybara’s things right the fuck now. This thing is fucking awesome. You can just tell it’s funny too. Make me laugh Capybara! Seriously imagine me riding that thing during my paper route. Bitches would be like getting wet on the side of the road. There goes Pres and his Capybara. Like the Lone Ranger and Silver.
aaaaaaand Pres has never heard of a Capybara
PETA will be all over this, it has a fucking saddle on it, definitely unethical treatment of Animals, but i would love to fucking ride it during a Scott Brown Rally
The one on the left. . . or the right?
LFMAO
Of course you want it; It looks just like you.
It’s the vilest of rodents!
laugh fuck my ass off?
got to be honest, i’ve never heard of a capybara either
Yea me neither, and I watched a shitload of discovery channel in college.
How the hell did Ellen Degeneres get one?
so black dude, from your infinite wisdom, riding a horse is unethical? your intelleeejence nows no limmits.
laugh fucking my ass off?
So it is a hundred pound rat? Big deal there are plenty of those in downtown boston just break one of those old water pipes open or go under the dock Joe’s American Bar is on in the north end.
get. it. off. me.
It smells like big foots dick!
Never heard of a Capybara? Wasn’t this shit like required reading in Kindergarten?? http://www.amazon.com/Capyboppy-Bill-Peet/dp/0395383684
Mark Price is a fucking rodent, not a fucking horse dickhead, i am your father
*it’s a fucking rodent
I only heard of these things watching Discovery and seeing Crocodiles and shit feeding off them.
It’s an ROUS to be precise
Oh and I saw some of these in the Fire Swamp, they called them R.O.U.S.’s. (Rodents of unusual size)
right. i know. but you said PETA will be all over it because it had a saddle. horses have saddles. can you not read, or are you just really this dumb?
Fuck PETA….I may just go kill an animal after work to feel better about myself
Any organization that gets mad at Obama killing a fly on national tv needs to get a fucking life
BlackDude you may be the lamest person alive if you think a saddle on a GIANT RAT is unethical
Those things for fucking terrifying.
*are fucking terrifying*
» Always Be Closing said: { Feb 4, 2010 – 04:02:59 }
laugh fuck my ass off?
Mark looks like you stole this bit already , as usual , of course it was a fucking typo dip shit
again its a fucking rodent vs a horse , fucking clown
FrankBoothHatesWarmBeer Party Party Party lets get wasted – GUCCI!!!!
Are we rolling to LDP tonight, should be a show for sure, your boy is a clown, i should video tape this event, will be that good
jesus christ that thing is going eat that girls face one of these days I gaurnatee it, how the fuck can you trust that thing
I know someone who used to have an agouti, which is a smaller version of this thing and it was terrifying. It would run around and if you touched it, it would bite you with its beaver teeth.
When is Mark Price going to the fuck the black guy and get it over with?
I can’t quit looking at that thing….so creepy
FrankBoothHatesWarmBeer ill hit u up later
Lazatar agrees that Mark Price wants to fuck me in the butt hole
This photo will end all discussion of owning this monsterous rat.
http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/2749920
BTW I didn’t realize Urkle lived in Brockton.
Tastes like chicken
I’d eat it if it tasted like beaver.