zedonk

DAHLONEGA, Ga. — A zedonk, an unusual cross between a donkey and a zebra, is attracting attention at Chestatee Wildlife Preserve in north Georgia after being born there about a week ago. The animal, which has a zebra father and a donkey mother, has black stripes prominently displayed on her legs and face.

I got to be honest. I actually don’t even really want this thing. Zedonk’s just ain’t my bag. But at the same time it’s a good story topper.   Kind of like an ace in the hole.   Like you get some jerk blabbing on about how awesome their pet is you can just be like “hey asshole do you have a Zedonk?” Half fucking donkey, half fucking Zebra? Didn’t think so. Now buy me a drink.”