Get Me This Zedonk!

DAHLONEGA, Ga. — A zedonk, an unusual cross between a donkey and a zebra, is attracting attention at Chestatee Wildlife Preserve in north Georgia after being born there about a week ago. The animal, which has a zebra father and a donkey mother, has black stripes prominently displayed on her legs and face.
I got to be honest. I actually don’t even really want this thing. Zedonk’s just ain’t my bag. But at the same time it’s a good story topper. Kind of like an ace in the hole. Like you get some jerk blabbing on about how awesome their pet is you can just be like “hey asshole do you have a Zedonk?” Half fucking donkey, half fucking Zebra? Didn’t think so. Now buy me a drink.”
still no Liger
fuckin jackass
to the other 176 (and counting) suckers who wasted 4 minutes of their life watching Devlin’s suicidally boring video from the facebook page; did you hear him say “extra city” instead of “electricity”? there is no way i’m watching it again to confirm but i would like to know.
this thing has to give rides to little kids AND run away from lions. tough life.
Mctrippy, it’s not the fucking Zapruder film. dude said electricity.
I would of called it a donkbra
I think Donkbra sounds cooler
You cant polish a turd, no matter what way you look at it, its still an ass.
Mctrippy, theres no way you didnt watch it at least 6 times to try and find something in it to shit on. Especially after you said “there is no way i’m watching it again”. Get a life dude.
sounded like ectracity. and youre right, that sucked.
That’s perverse!
Is this a running theme? EP sees animal, EP likes animal, EP wants to get animal.
Both animals… want to know why we don’t talk about fucking sports.
These animal posts are fucking boring. How do you dump hilarious Chat Roulette posts, get rid of the Power Hour, and yet continue on with these animal posts? Is a 6 y/o girl selecting the posting topics? Is this fake life? At least give us some behind-the-scenes BSS Headquarters video of Jenna fingerblasting herself while wearing the sales guy’s Kangol hat. Jesus Christmas. We’re dying here.
i do need to get a life but i definitely didn’t watch it again. nice to see the slave has some ballwashers on here though.