GET OFF THE STREETS!
“Or else I’ll have this lady suck all your dicks”
- Gov. Deval Patrick, February 8th 2013
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Amazing
nice one Feits…actually laughed
Well played.
is barstool “sports” gonna go an entire day without blogging anothing remotely close to sports related? we will see.
she’s gearing up for a little bukkakke
cant stop laughing
Honest to god, what a circus. Who the fuck IS that chick with the fan?
Arguably one of the funniest things ive read on barstool ever.
Did fat sassy black lady not get the memo that its winter and blizzarding out? Can it really be that hot in there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i6zaVYWLTkU
This nicely encapsulates the train wreck that is the Mass. Democratic Party.
Hilarious GIF, good work
She should be fanning herself with a empty bag of Lays.
Feits on the brandy and slaying today
That lady is a rogue translator. I think she pulled an Enriquo Polazzo. Looks to me like she is saying “all you white cracker motherfuckers ain’t getting none of this shit right here. No way. No way in hell.
boy….she looks like she jerks it rough. better have an ice pack after she rifles the knob. however, i bet those granny gums can cool off an overheated pecker.
is Duval for real. Leave it to this clown to declare an “emergency” at 4pm when we will have approximately 4 inches of snow on the ground to get around a constitutional freedom. Hey Duval – people have jobs and errands and responsibilities to others, regardless of the snow. Some of us even have these amazing things called 4 wheel drives vehicles. And some of us also want to use them to transport alcohol to a friends house nearby for a little Blizzard get-together. But nooooo – it’s verboden! I understand the need to get people off the streets, but 4pm is ridiculous. Duval is a complete ass clown.
^ fan lady and the mega-translator make this an all around freak show circus. What planet am I on?
whats with the gigantic black lady and the fan in the background? is there a heat wave?
You call that a fucking storm ? – Mark (Hardo) Wahlberg
Not only did I laugh out loud, but so did Mrs. Dana Bibles Midget Penis. Gives me an idea….
His Excellency Cadillac Deval Patrick probably should be off the roads too and at home because he is definitely a non essential worker.
Milking two cows directly into your mouth at the same time can’t be done? Well we’ll just see about that.
We need to replace that guy in the pink shirt to make this perfect. I say either Manti Te’o while answering any question ever or Got any spare change guy. Who you guys got. P.S. every and I mean EVERY time I look at that I laugh out loud.
her toungue looks like jaba the huts
Pretty sure the fan lady is Suffolk County Sheriff Andrea Cabral. Pink shirt guy is thinking, “the fuck did I get myself into?”
“non essential”! rectum ranger ftw.
That’s funny shit…
Hahaha! Funniest thing you’ve ever posted! Funny how its the shortest thing you’ve written too. So the less you write the funnier the site is.. Wait that’s always been true
I wish I could do the voices for these but use your imaginations. Signer: “*Predator scream* NO!” Fan Lady: “Oooooo lawdy lawdy lawdy. Mmmmhmmm.” Pink shirt guy: “The fuck is that lady doing? Can’t laugh, can’t laugh, can’t laugh.”
She sucks your dick as Mark Henry just stares and fans himself…
what a GROSS bunch of people Mass SUCKS but im so used to it
Did Little Joe get loose from the Franklin Park Zoo again. He is fanning himself off in the background.
Unbelievable…
LOL. http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/02/09/national-signing-day-party-in-dixie-americas-finest-student-athletes/