Dailymail - A teenage girl is suing a tattoo artist for £8,500 after she allegedly asked him for three stars on her face – but ended up with 56. Eighteen-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck paid £55 for ‘the graffiti that has ruined my life’ in her Belgian hometown of Courtrai.She claimed the Romanian tattooist who performed the artwork misunderstood her French and English. She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work… and awoke to ‘this nightmare’.'It is terrible for me,’ said Kimberley. ‘I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.”I think he didn’t understand what I wanted. He spoke only fractured English and French. ‘But I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.’ Rouslan Toumaniantz, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai, denies her claim. He said she knew ‘exactly what she wanted’. ‘She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.’To remove the stars would require surgery costing £8,500. Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: ‘The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak – and no wonder, because she looks like one.’

First of all what type of psychologist is Jules Clocher? She feels like a circus freak because she looks like one? Way to cheer her up dude. Remind me not to hire you next time I’m having a fat day. Anyway who is this chick kidding? She fell asleep while getting 56 starts tattooed on her face? I mean you could be dead and still not sleep through that. And what type of native tongue is French and a little bit of English anyway? So sorry honey but nobody is buying your story. Like the tattoo artist said. You wanted 56 starts. You got 56 stars. It’s not all bad news though.  At least you’re not fat so you got that going for you.