Girl Claims She Asked For 3 Stars Tatooed On Her Face…Got 56 Instead
Dailymail - A teenage girl is suing a tattoo artist for £8,500 after she allegedly asked him for three stars on her face – but ended up with 56. Eighteen-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck paid £55 for ‘the graffiti that has ruined my life’ in her Belgian hometown of Courtrai.She claimed the Romanian tattooist who performed the artwork misunderstood her French and English. She claims she fell asleep while he was doing his work… and awoke to ‘this nightmare’.'It is terrible for me,’ said Kimberley. ‘I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.”I think he didn’t understand what I wanted. He spoke only fractured English and French. ‘But I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.’ Rouslan Toumaniantz, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai, denies her claim. He said she knew ‘exactly what she wanted’. ‘She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.’To remove the stars would require surgery costing £8,500. Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: ‘The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak – and no wonder, because she looks like one.’
First of all what type of psychologist is Jules Clocher? She feels like a circus freak because she looks like one? Way to cheer her up dude. Remind me not to hire you next time I’m having a fat day. Anyway who is this chick kidding? She fell asleep while getting 56 starts tattooed on her face? I mean you could be dead and still not sleep through that. And what type of native tongue is French and a little bit of English anyway? So sorry honey but nobody is buying your story. Like the tattoo artist said. You wanted 56 starts. You got 56 stars. It’s not all bad news though. At least you’re not fat so you got that going for you.
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“…….the Romanian tattooist who performed the artwork…”
Enough said. . .
I think I see Orion’s belt and the big Dipper!
she must not eat pizza at least 3 times a week
If you are going for it under your eye, how do you not notice the needle jamming into your nose, chin, and forehead. This is bullshit. Last time I checked, I couldn’t sleep through getting needles jammed into my face.
I’d bang her
Future spokesmodel for Milkyway candybars.
yeah…because having just 3 stars tatooed on your face makes you NOT look like a circus freak
Yeah – Tattoos are THAT painful, but you don’t fall asleep during them. Stupid girl.
Aren’t
She is ugly without the stars, she is ugly with the stars. No change.
Over/under 1 year for her first porn release?
“This is your face . . . this is your face on drugs. . . . ”
Hey Euro-trash, total Euro-trash
Looks like the number 3 to me. Follow the pattern.
Okay, a couple of things. First, is it real? The background where the stars are seems different then the rest of her face. Second, how fucking dumb can you be? Third, if they are real, maybe she can get a gig with Mike Tyson, they could call themselves The Constellations.
I could sprinkle a little of my stardust on her face. It would at least cover the stars up for a while or at least until I threw her a towel and told her to shake her ass home.
Carl Yastrzemski said: { Jun 16, 2009 – 02:06:35 }
Future spokesmodel for Milkyway candybars.
hahahaha. nice.
that is hours of work on her face, no way she slept through that. got roofied? possibly.
56 stars one for each state. right Obama
this story is an obvious fake. There is no country called “Belgium”
someone should force her to take that “sexy” belt off..
Hey Sexy your belt’s undone and you forgot your tits…
Hmmm, sounds like this “Romanian” Tattoo artist gave her one of my World famous RuffyColada’s.
The guy put the stars in the shape of a 3 on her face.
she’d be seeing stars even before i donkey punched her, weird
they ought to award this broad the free fake cans. she needs them more than that other girl.
It reminds me of that saying. If your gonna get your first tattoo get it on your face, and if your going to get 1 tattoo on your face you might as well get 56.
It’s cool….happens to me all the time. On the way home from work I say to my self “I’m only gonna have 3 drinks tonight.”
A 30 pack, a case and 2 shots later I wake up with a 56 drink tally.
Happens to the best of us.
She’s been taking her dr prescribed Notitsattol
common misunderstanding, she asked for 3 stars, the guy gave her 56 stars in the shape of a 3…happens all the time
Do not spend the night with Peter North after he’s dined on squid ink
bradymancrush said: { Jun 16, 2009 – 02:06:37 }
It’s cool….happens to me all the time. On the way home from work I say to my self “I’m only gonna have 3 drinks tonight.”
A 30 pack, a case and 2 shots later I wake up with a 56 drink tally.
look out for this guy, 56 drinks
She should have got breast implants. Brutal.
This is what a girl’s face would look like if Tom Brady sprayed her. Yes, it would.
“look out for this guy, 56 drinks”
Wade Boggs was here.
French, English, Romanian– why couldn’t she just hold up three fingers in front of his face? She should have said she meant “5 or 6″– she went all in with a really bad hand.
and another thing– when you get a tattoo, they draw that shit out on your skin with a marker and ask you if that’s what you want.
I call bullshit.
Anyone stupid enough to get a tatoo deserves whatever the hell happens to them.
Go BC!!!!
Maybe she is trying to attract Stephon Marburys’ attention.
Message sent from my newly-engineered Nike SQ DYMO STR8-FIT driver
It’ll make a nice little target for her upcoming bukkake video.
You know it’s gonna happen.
“DOES THIS TATTOO GET HER LAID?”
Mike tyson said that tattoo is creepy.
I drop a batch of goo on her face to cover up 52 of them
First of all, I can’t remember a single tattoo that I could have slept through. The shit hurts.
Secondly, do you know how I know EP is gay? He said “Remind me not to hire you next time I’m having a fat day”.
The best part of this picture is the sexy belt buckle falling off her pants.. what a joke. Send her a t-shirt, cheer her up
Hate when that happens…
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Star Spangled Face
she’s not that cute, but damn, i’d tap that ass.
She’s so busy bitching about her face tattoos that she hasn’t bothered to wonder why her ass is sore… any girl that can sleep through that is a girl that I want to date!
no way she fell asleep while getting these… unless she was drunk?
then she prob doesnt remember what she said, prob was 56.
something doesnt add up here…
Star tatoos on the face, skimpy spaghetti strap shirt, “sexy” belt buckle…. my god shes not from Belgium… shes from Gloucester!
she fell asleep while getting a tattoo? and she thought she was only getting 3? those are small ass stars…this girl is a stupid cunt guy should’ve done her whole face
The guy couldnt have made it 57 and covered up that fucking mole on her ear?? At least do her a solid while shes snoring.
@ Roy Keane. Do you know what is even dumber? An american who does not even know there is a country called Belgium. So get off your lazy ass, take a map of Europe and you will find a country between the countries of France, Germany and the Netherlands called Belgium. Or do you think they don’t exist either?
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