COLORADO SPRINGS — A judge Monday sentenced a 21-year-old woman to two years in prison for her role in a bungled murder-for-hire plot in which her boyfriend was accused of trying to have his mother killed. Sophia Nicole Alsept wept as 4th Judicial District Judge David S. Prince ordered her to the jury box until El Paso County sheriff’s deputies came, handcuffed her and led her away. Werner had asked the judge to sentence Alsept to probation, contending she had been the victim of domestic violence committed by her then-boyfriend, Nikita Lee Weis. Weis, 19, was charged with hiring two men to kill his mother so that he could sell her car on the Internet and use the money to pay for Alsept’s rent and a “boob job,” according to the arrest affidavit. “This was a brutal plan,” Werner said of the plot, in which one man dressed in black burst into Hyun Sook Weis’ Fountain home and hit her over the head with a miniature baseball bat. Investigators said their plan had been to wrap her body in plastic and dump her in the desert in New Mexico or Arizona. But Hyun Weis foiled their plan by setting off her car alarm and scaring her attacker away.

They hit this lady over the head with a miniature baseball bat? BHAAHAHAH! Everybody knows when you’re trying to murder your mother to steal her car and sell it on the internet so you can fund your girlfriends boob job you use a regulation baseball bat! How dumb can you be? It’s the first fucking rule in the criminal handbook! Use at least a 34 inch bat. It’s almost like they wanted to be caught!  Seriously Freud would have a field day with this one.