Gisele Asked Leonardo DiCaprio’s Mother To Be Her Baby’s Godmother?
Inside Track – Gisele Bundchen, aka Mrs. Tom Brady [stats], has reportedly asked her ex’s mother, Irmelin DiCaprio, to be her baby’s godmother. “They get along so well, Gisele really wants Irmelin to be around her daughter,” a source told the National Enquirer . “Tom usually lets Gisele have her way, but he might take a stand on this issue,” said the tabloid tattler. “Family is very important to him.”
Let me just say. It takes a lot to shake my confidence in the Patriots and Tom Brady. Like I can take all his metrosexual shit. But if he lets Leonardo DiCaprio’s mother be the god parent of his newborn child I would pretty much pack up shop and get out of dodge. Seriously you might as well just guide Leonardo’s dick into Gisele’s asshole while you’re at it. Bottom-line is that there is just no way we’re going to winning anything with a QB that allows this type of shit to happen on his watch. So while I know it’s never okay to hit a women, I sincerely hope Tom gave her a quick quick slap in the face when she broached this subject with him just to prove a point. Hey Gisele don’t ever forget you’re dealing with a 3 time superbowl champ here.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 11/20/09, 2:40 pm |
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Wow, two chicks making out!
Look she’s hot and all but pretty much every woman that I know would stand in line to fuck T.B. So he had better put her in her place on this one.
Your married to a king little lady & long after you’re gone people will still be talking about Tom. The man doesn’t ask for much from you but staying sane is a must & if you think that this is going down you aren’t sane.
Man Bradys must really trust his wife… IDK man thats not just anyone Brady, we’re talking about Leonardo fucking DiCaprio. The guy from Titanic remember, comn Brady lets get it together. Im sure hes seen The Departed, hes seen what happens to Matt Damons Girl.
Fact:
Tom would leave her, then bang his fiance/gf, Bar Rafaeli.
So, I call this a win win.
Tom would never hit Giselle, never ever ever.
But he’d shake the shit outta her!
Did he also change his name to Tom Brady-Bundchen? Next thing you know he’ll be moving to Cambridge and driving a Prius. Just throw touchdowns damnit!
Man chicks are just fucking nuts. First of all I don’t know if this is true but if it is TB should “Tony Danza” Gisele in bed tonight.
Bitches are crazy
I’m just gonna put this out there. No I don’t agree with the exes mother being a godparent but if it did happen wouldn’t that mean eventually there will be some weird family party where Gisele and Bar Rafaeli are in the same house? What happens to the Earth at that point? Do we just implode from the ridiculous hotness? Do fat chicks commit a mass suicide? Maybe they’ll be at the same party on December 21st 2012. Maybe the Mayans predicted this shit thousands of years ago. Gisele and Bar equal destruction. P.S. I’m sure everyone agrees that if their meeting somehow leads to scissor fighting but in turn destroys the Earth I’d be okay with it as long as it was televised for my remaining seconds of life.
Gisele < Bar Rafaeli
Much fucking < than
First of all, last I heard Bar and Leo broke up in June 2009.
Second, I would NEVER EVER ask the mother of my ex to be the Godmother of my baby. That is the ultimate slap in the face not only to your husband, but to your mother-in-law. That basically is saying to your ex’s mother “Sorry I wasn’t the mother of your grandchild, but this is as close as it’s going to get”.
So she likes hen-pecked metro sexuals. . . as long as she’s footing the bill she can do what she wants, she wears the pants.
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