Just when you think it can’t get any more bizarre it does.   I mean did that guy really cry?  Talk about calling Joselyn James and Gloria Alfred’s bluff and then going all in on their asses huh?  Like what the fuck is this guy getting so emotional about?    That Tiger didn’t blame sticking his dick in a million white chicks on somebody else? Wow! What a humanitarian!   Seriously I have to be on candid camera right?   Because I just refuse to believe this is real life. It can’t be. That golf channel guy couldn’t have been crying because he was that moved by the Tiger Woods press conference.  It just can’t happen like that. It just can’t.   At least not on earth it can’t.

PS – Thank god these guys took notes that Tiger stared directly into the camera.    That’s the type of shit that gets overlooked lots of times in press conferences.