Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Mississippi – A former Petal High School teacher’s guilty plea to having sex with one of her 17-year-old students led to five years of probation on top of five days in jail she already served last year. Jennifer McCullum, 38, pleaded guilty in Forrest County Circuit Court Tuesday to one count of sexual battery for having sexual intercourse with a minor while in a position of authority… McCullum was indicted by a Forrest County grand jury on May 14, 2010, and according to her indictment, the intercourse occurred between Nov. 1, 2009, and Jan. 13, 2010.
Jennifer McCullum is the kind of prospect who makes life Hell for Sex Scandal Teacher evaluators. She’s got all the measurables: Good looks, blonde hair, 100 megawatt smile, slightly crazy F-me eyes, a husband and kids of her own. And she nailed the interview with that whole swearing under oath that she did have sex with one of her students thing. So she should be a blue chip first rounder. But unfortunately all that ability doesn’t show up when you put the tape on. Where’s the really crazy stuff? The 10,000 dirty texts, sex in the car at halftime of the school football game, homemade porn, classroom BJs. It’s like she’s been getting by on natural talent and hasn’t dominated the way you’d expect to see from someone with all that ability. She could be so much better than she is, but I’m afraid she lacks the motor to be one of the greats.
The Grades:
Looks: I appreciate we’re looking at a limited sample and I don’t want to grade too high just on the basis of a couple of head shots. But I love what I see. She is in the top 10 percentile of 38 year old horn dogs. Grade: A-.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Sure, I love a good sworn confession as much as the next guy. I’m just looking for more sizzle with Jennifer’s steak than I’ve got here. Grade: C.
Intangibles: If you were making a softcore Skinemax movie about a high school where sex crazed hot blonde teachers seduce 17 year old boys, you’d name it “Petal High.” Grade: A.
Overall: B.
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Sex with an underage student for 2.5 months and the teacher serves 5 days? Something tells me if a 38 year old male teacher had sex with a 17 year old female, he wouldnt have seen daylight the same week he hit the cell.
i’m tired of these posts
Hey Smithers its pretty damn obvious this bitch is fat.
@above_the_clouds — male teachers banging female students is sick and twisted, and they should have their balls cut off.
Female teachers banging male students is pure good luck for the male student.
Yes, it is a double standard, anyone who defends male teachers is a fucking ass clown.
“The intercourse occurred between Nov. 1, 2009, and Jan. 13, 2010.”
Damn, that kid had mega-stamina.
It would most likely take a few beers, but….Oh yes, oh yes I would.
yo fellow readers/haters, how do i contact el pres? i want him too make post of his power rankings on pornstars. also it would get 5,000 posts and lets be honest it is so much fun and such a great time killer too research all the babes youve never heard of. but id fuck this teacher… low standards?
Jerry – where the F is your Mock Draft????
So, is she the LeBron of Sex Scandal Teachers? By the time he’s 38, he’ll still have no rings and expect more attention than he’s worth.
I’d fuck her while she wore the cowboy hat…and I’d enjoy every minute if it!
I agree, and give her marginal credit for the “one count of sexual battery”, some crazy BDSM type stuff. Come on honey… you plead guilty, we gotta have “mea culpa”. “Don’t tell me what I know and what I don’t know, I know the LAW!” Fess it up!
A little bit of effort here would’ve yielded much better photos. If you google her you will find some decent body shots.
looks: A-? A fuckin minus!? God damnit, Jerry.
Jerry, you are a fucking retard. This old bag is a buck eighty, easily. The fact that you gave her above a C just shows what a jerkoff you are. Clean it up. We get it, you like fat chicks, but give us a break.