MississippiA former Petal High School teacher’s guilty plea to having sex with one of her 17-year-old students led to five years of probation on top of five days in jail she already served last year. Jennifer McCullum, 38, pleaded guilty in Forrest County Circuit Court Tuesday to one count of sexual battery for having sexual intercourse with a minor while in a position of authority… McCullum was indicted by a Forrest County grand jury on May 14, 2010, and according to her indictment, the intercourse occurred between Nov. 1, 2009, and Jan. 13, 2010.

Jennifer McCullum is the kind of prospect who makes life Hell for Sex Scandal Teacher evaluators.  She’s got all the measurables: Good looks, blonde hair, 100 megawatt smile, slightly crazy F-me eyes, a husband and kids of her own.  And she nailed the interview with that whole swearing under oath that she did have sex with one of her students thing.  So she should be a blue chip first rounder.  But unfortunately all that ability doesn’t show up when you put the tape on.  Where’s the really crazy stuff?  The 10,000 dirty texts, sex in the car at halftime of the school football game, homemade porn, classroom BJs.  It’s like she’s been getting by on natural talent and hasn’t dominated the way you’d expect to see from someone with all that ability.  She could be so much better than she is, but I’m afraid she lacks the motor to be one of the greats.

The Grades:
Looks:
I appreciate we’re looking at a limited sample and I don’t want to grade too high just on the basis of a couple of head shots.  But I love what I see.  She is in the top 10 percentile of 38 year old horn dogs.  Grade: A-.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Sure, I love a good sworn confession as much as the next guy.  I’m just looking for more sizzle with Jennifer’s steak than I’ve got here.  Grade: C.
Intangibles: If you were making a softcore Skinemax movie about a high school where sex crazed hot blonde teachers seduce 17 year old boys, you’d name it “Petal High.”  Grade: A.
Overall: B.
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