Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Oklahoma – A teacher has been jailed after a 15-year-old boy was able to prove he was having sex with her by identifying a tattoo on her body. Police in Oklahoma said the teen was able to describe a tattoo on Rhonda Michelle Ford’s pelvic area which is low enough to be hidden by her underwear. The 29-year-old contract teacher… is alleged to have become involved with the boy shortly after Valentine’s Day. The student told detectives he and Ford kissed and had a sexual encounter that involved the touching of genitals. He said the following day he went to Ford’s home where they had sex. The teen said they had sex on at least ten occasions in the following months as well as performing oral sex on each other. The boy told authorities that because of the sexual relationship, he could identify a tattoo on Ford’s pelvic area, which is low enough to be hidden by panties. The charging document also alleges Ford provided alcohol to three students at her residence…two boys and a girl… She has been charged with lewd or indecent acts with a child under the age of 16, second-degree rape, sodomy and permitting children under 21 to possess or consume alcohol.
Is there nothing Rhonda Michelle Ford cannot do? She just about hit for the Sex Scandal Teacher cycle: Handies, oral, straight sex and alcohol. Plus a whole new category: Vagina tattoos. Of course the burning question on everyone’s mind should be “A tattoo of what?” Is it something dull like a butterfly or a Playboy bunny? Something hilarious maybe like the NSFW Homer Simpson? Or perhaps something practical, like tomorrow’s homework assignment? I guess we’ll have to wait for the trial to find out. But what we do know is the last time Oklahoma gave the word someone with this much talent, this much of a love of booze and such a complete absence of self control… his name was Mickey Mantle. And he was the hero to a generation of Baby Boomers. Here’s hoping Rhonda can stay healthier than The Commerce Comet and inspire future generations.
The Grades:
Looks: I feel like this picture is cheating her. And us. Mugshots usually do. I mean, no one’s hiring the local PD to shoot their yearbook photo. But awful Snookie skin color and fish face pucker aside, I’m forever in love with the brunette/horn rim glasses look. I’m sure her court appearance will be much better but going by what I have to work with I’m only giving her a Grade: B.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Vag tattoos are meant to be a fun, sexy surprise for your first timers. Not incriminating evidence. Grade: A.
Intangibles: Any 15 year old who’d dime her out to the authorities has to be an Oklahomo. Grade: C.
Overall: B. Subject to review if better pictures surface.
(Thanks to @Boodle1985. The Tweeps have been coming through in the clutch lately)
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Jerry, how in the hell did you just gloss over her getting charged with sodomy?! Rexisfat is going to fall in love.
Where the hell was this broad when I was in high school? She’s a dimepiece if she grows her hair a bit. Smokeshow either way though. Kid’s a fucking moron for ratting, that’s the hottest piece of ass he’ll ever get.
Is that Thelma from Scooby Doo? ZOIKS!!!
Yeah, that’s an epic FAIL for missing the sodomy angle, Jer.
However, the judges rule it a wash with the Oklahomo save…..
Hey why the fuck did this little dick head fuck her a bunch of times and then throw her under the bus? He could have kept bangin her all the way until graduation. What a loser. My buddy was fucking the French teacher in high school. The school finally found out about it but it wasn’t because he ratted her out. He wanted to keep fucking her and even when questioned about it by the school he never admitted to it.
Oh yes, oh yes I would. . . may take a few beers but I’d throw one in her I suppose.
I’d be an asstranout if she asked.
So this kid got to fuck her in the ass (the kuda gra of sex) and he runs to the cops. Man these kids nowadays are failing left and fucking right with these teacher sex scandals.
Yeah, Jerry…never gloss over the sodomy. Always a highlight.
And this kid is an absolute fag for ratting out the teacher. Should have kept his mouth shut. That’s an increasingly issue with these columns – the kids being the cause of the affair being found out, not the parents or some other adults. Dumbass kids.
Looks like she has the traps of a running back…need more photos…ah, who am I shittin…balls in.
and “sodomy” can also be a blowie kids
Old balls beat me to it…sounds retarded but in a lot of states “sodomy” includes oral.
Laughing at “kuda gra”. That’s so good, I’m surprised I haven’t seen El Prez use it yet.
I just need to echo the sentiment that overlooking the sodomy charge on your part is indefensible. Super weak sauce.
Lawyer time: just to concur with couple of guys above, the sodomy charge is absolutely 100% nothing to do with assplay. It’s the oral sex. Sodomy is any deviate sexual activity in most statutes, not just what you seem to think. Jerry didn’t miss it.
kuda gra needs to be a t-shirt clogan, PRONTO
Look at those round shoulders. No doubt she has a big dumpy ass. That said, “high school charliefoxtrot” would hit that like Red Sox pitching, and he’d keep his fucking mouth shut.
Oh my god I’d fuck this bitch silly! $100 says that he ratted because she got tired of fucking him and moved on the the next 15-year old. What a punk! Can we at least put up bail money and take turns on her?
A blow job is covered under sodomy in most states, which define it broadly as any deviant sexual act.
I think you’re missing a HUGE DETAIL here prezzy – she was charged w/ SODOMY – I don’t think you can be charged w/ sodomy by getting fucked in the ass, I think you gotta do the fucking….and MAYBE that’s why the little 15 year old boy decided he had enough of the grown up games – blowjobs are all nice and dandy but when Mrs. Whipped out the strap-on and gave little Billy a nice ass-fucking all bets were off the table and he wanted to go back to smoking stolen cigars, burning ants w/ a magnifying glass and getting the occasional handy from his fellow classmates….BOOM me for the win
Kuda Gra. Fucking priceless. Hope that guy is trollin
Bostonworm= winning