New Jersey - A female teacher’s aide at a private school has pleaded guilty to sexual contact with a 16-year-old male student. Brandi Shroyer, 33, from New Jersey, who was a teacher’s aide and clinical assistant at Rugby School in Wall, used her position at the school to develop a relationship with the teen, which soon turned sexual. She had supervisory control over the unnamed student at the time of the incident, the release says… The pretty blonde was an employee of the school for one-and-a-half years…The relationship first came to the attention of school officials after a bus driver overheard students talking about it.

And herein lies a perfect example of the great Sex Scandal Teacher Conundrum.  When boning your hot teacher, is it better to keep it to yourself, or brag to your friends about it?  On the one hand, discretion means you’ve got a better chance of making it last.  On the other, telling the world will make you a hero. It’s a “If you bang a teacher but no one hears about it does her moaning make a sound?” situation.  But then you risk having the jagoffs on the bus yell and scream about it so the bus driver hears it and blows the whole operation.  There used to be a time when you could count on the other kids being too busy harassing the old lady bus monitor to blow the whistle on you, but sadly those days are over.  Still, I come down on the side of  telling everyone. Be a hero, even if it’s short-lived. Better to burn out than fade away.

The Grades:
Looks: Granted, I wish her Facebook profile picture wasn’t grainier than a screencap from an Al Qaeda hostage video. But Brandi is a dead ringer for Mr. Schuster’s  ex-wife , the crazy one who faked a pregnancy in Season One of “Glee.”  Grade: A.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Sadly, we don’t have a lot of meat to go with this tasty little side dish.  I mean, sure, we love pleas of guilty because it’s admitting before the state and God under oath that you banged the kid and that you’re a horny, insatiable little minx.  Which is nice.  But there are no real details here.  Even the phrase “supervisory control” just sounds like schoolspeak for “keep an eye on the kid and try not to have sex with him.”  Grade: C.
Intangibles: Ms. Shroyer gives new meaning to the term “Rugby scrum.” And is there a sexier name in the SST game than Brandi with an “i”?  Grade: B-.
Overall: B.
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