Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Iowa – A 24 year old math teacher has been accused of having sex with at least four of her students. Ashley Nicole-Anderson is alleged to have confessed to a sexual affair with an 18 year old student. She also performed oral sex on three other students, according to a criminal complaint. Anderson, a math teacher at Aplington-Parkersburg High School,in Iowa City, Iowa, also sent nude photographs of herself to students during an almost year long series of illicit liaisons. Police said they received information that Anderson… had begun a relationship with an 18 year old who was in her math class. She is alleged to have had sex with the teen at his home… she had oral sex with a 16-year-old junior who served on the prom committee and a 16-year-old sophomore. A fourth relationship with a 17-year-old student included a kiss on a gravel road after track practice last spring … In each case, ‘Anderson admitted to the conduct,’
There’s something kind of cute about this story. Something just so…so… Iowa. A couple of years ago My Lovely & Talented Irish Rose was in a production of “The Music Man” that had a song called “Iowa Stubborn” that went: “We’re so by God stubborn We could stand touchin’ noses For a week at a time And never see eye-to-eye.” And now the simple, cornfed, salt-of-the-Earth types in flyover country are getting involved in the Sex Scandal Teacher business. And this is a nice first try. You’ve got your multiple partners. Intercourse at one kid’s house. Nude texts. Kissing a kid right on the old gravel road, which could be an Iowan euphemism for something really dirty but I’m not sure. It’s quaint really. Granted in a great SST state like Florida, BJs and kisses are practically like flunking a kid, giving him an F in conduct and telling him he’ll never amount to anything. But for the Hawkeyes? Like I said, this is a good effort.
The Grades:
Looks: Yeah, she’s alright. But then again, she’s 24. I give her til about 30 before she looks like the wife in American Gothic. Grade: B-.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: She’s a head queen who’s not afraid to share the wealth, text deposits into your spank bank AND admits to all of the above? Grade: A
Intangibles: In doing my research, I came across this Ashley Nicole Anderson. Unfortunately, our Ashley is NOT the star of “White Collar Hooligans 2: England Away” or the one who played “Girl who kisses Hart Carlton” in “Let Them Chirp Away.” Too bad. That Ashley would have been a SST legend. Grade: A
Overall: A solid Grade: B+
(Thanks to Chach) Have information about a hot female teacher having sex with her students? Preferably with pictures? Help make the world safe for Teacher Sex Scandals by Tweeting me @jerrythornton1.


she looks like she sucks a mean cock
is that a guy?
Looks like a dude with no mouth. Would I let her blow me? Yeah, I guess so…..
Ohhh yes, oh yes I would.
Where are her sister wives?
Iowa Fucking City. Go Hawks.
she looks like she butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. she’s also wanted back in Nevada for banging horses
These teacher sex scandals don’t have the same feel after AMW, kinda like being the next guy inside a girl who last slept with Patrick Ewing, there is no going back.
Young women these days are whores. Young women in days past were whores too but news didn’t travel as far then. If you are any combination of good looking/popular/athletic/have money age knows no bounds and chicks will throw pussy at you regardless of what society says is wrong/immoral/blah blah blah. Literally the biggest whores I know either went to catholic school or were education majors in college
I guarantee that “chick” has body parts in her freezer or something. The emotionless stare gives it away.
hey Herbie, “it’s not John Hancock, It’s Herbie Hancock” and remember the last name Meoff, first name Jack! well played sir.
Thornton is funnier than hell. Love your stuff #nohomo
Do dude teachers ever fuck female students??
After AMW, don’t even bother reporting unless she takes it in the face.
Sad she is so serious in the picture. Seems like a fun girl with a smile that really lights up the room.
@Synysterdrew: Yes and they go to prison.
Are we running at about one SST/day at this point? Fifty shades of grey just unleashing these sluts on the unsuspecting high school population. Yet another reason why growing up in the 90s sucked.
Damn that just seems unAmerican…