Michigan – The female coach of a girls high school lacrosse team has been arrested over accusations she had a lesbian relationship with one of the girls on the team, age 15. The girl’s parents said they discovered the sexual conduct and reported Reanna D Douglas, 21, to police in Auburn Hills, Michigan, officials say. Douglas was the coach of the Lake Orion High School girls junior varsity lacrosse team… Her lawyer asked for more time before entering a plea on the charges. ‘This is a complicated case and a complicated set of circumstances,’ lawyer John Freeman told a judge on Tuesday… The allegations date back to August, when police say the young player’s parents found out she was sexually involved with Douglas. School officials say Douglas was a contract employee for the district, who was a actually employed by Coach EZ, a private company that specializes in supplying freelance coaches to schools.

As all readers of GtNSST know, I have a strict, “no male teachers-female students” policy.  Guys who seduce their students are sickos and predators and should be Thunder Buddies for life with Jerry Sandusky.  Lesbian teachers on the other hand, while I hesitate to use this term because it hasn’t gone well for Barstool the last couple of years… are kind of a gray area.  And one that I haven’t really resolved to my satisfaction.  So I guess I need to set a standard by which one of this Woman Teacher-on-Girl Student stories is acceptable.  And I think the standard should be based entirely on looks.  We need to ask, what are we talking about here? Your prototypical Ellen Degeneres type?  Or a quality Anna Paquin Lipstick Lesbian.  If it’s the former, we might as well be talking about a guy and I’ll pass.  If it’s the latter?  Then she’s Sex Scandal Teacher Grade-worthy.  So what about our girl Reanna Douglas as a test case?  Where does she stand on the spectrum?  This is tough.  She’s sort of a gray area within a gray area.  But I’m giving here the possession arrow and let’s see how this goes.

The Grades:
Looks: Granted, she could use a makeover like in all the teen sex comedies when the plain girl puts on makeup and gets her hair done then walks into the party in slow motion to 80s music.  Sort of in the middle of the above spectrum but not bad as far as your lesbian JV high school lax coaches go.  Still, she’s 21 so she should look good.  I’ll bet that in 5 years she’ll look like Hagrid’s brother Grawp.  Grade: C
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Not much to go on here.  Other than her lawyer arguing “complicated circumstances” which I and every red-blooded American guy would like to hear in detail.  Preferably in slow motion to 80s music.  Grade: D
Intangibles: Kudos to the national press covering this story who released a picture of the Lake Orion Girls JV Lax team so we can try to guess which one is Reanna’s girlfriend.  Sort of a game of “Where’s Lesbo?”  Total speculation but I’m going with Big Ginger in the middle.  I apologize to the young lady if I’m wrong.  Grade: A
Overall:  C
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