MichiganA teacher with the Mescosta-Osceola Intermediate School District—taken into custody this week following an investigation into her alleged sexual relationship with a student— faces three counts of third-degree criminal sexual conduct. Janet Brown, 32, was… working as a teacher at the Ashmun School on the Eagle Village Youth Detention Center’s campus during the time of her alleged sexual relationship with a 16-year-old male student this fall… Brown’s alleged sexual contact with the student happened on the Eagle Village campus.

I think we can all agree that at-risk teens is one of the biggest problems our society faces.  We’re witnessing a crisis of fatherless children from broken homes, falling through the social safety net and turning to a life of crime in the absence of any real family structure.  It’s tearing at the fabric of society and we need a coordinated response if we’re going to turn this tide and save these kids before it’s too late.  That’s why I applaud dedicated professionals like Janet Brown. She is a true difference maker on the front lines of solving this crisis.  Because tell me what kid is ever going to turn to the streets and a life of crime and drugs and neglect, when he can stay at the Eagle Village Youth Detention Center and bang the beejesus out of a smoking hot dime piece like Janet Brown?  No one.  Thank you, Ms. Brown.  You my dear, are a true American hero.

The Grades:
Looks:
Oh mein Gott in himmel, yes.  The big brunette hair.  Crazy, sultry eyes.  Those DSLs.  She is a total wheelhouse chick for me.  An easy Grade: A
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment:
Here’s where we’re lacking.  I’m all about her boning the kid in a juvey prison, but this is way too scant on the details.  Did she come to his cell?  Hide out in the grounds somewhere? Her car perhaps?  Get him in the movie theater projection room like the Sisters did to Andy Dufresne? So many questions, but the police are guarding this like Bill Belichick does his game plan.  Damn shame too.  Grade: C+
Intangibles:
Make the kid 18 and this would be the best plot in the history of late night cable porn. Grade: B+
Overall: B. 
But I’m basing this solely on looks and the fact that the kid was getting this kind of action while paying his debt to society.
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