lllinois (via Chicago Barstool) – A teacher at Mossville Junior High and Elementary School was placed on paid administrative leave after being arrested Monday and accused of having sexual contact with a 16-year-old boy. Kayla M. Trueblood, 22, of 10306 Moss St. was booked on one count of aggravated criminal sexual abuse. She remained in custody Tuesday at the Peoria County Jail, awaiting her first court appearance. The minor was not a student taught by Trueblood, and the alleged abuse did not occur while Trueblood was acting in an official capacity, according to the Peoria County Sheriff’s Department. But police believe at least one of the sexual acts occurred on school grounds after hours.

This week my Twitter feed blew up with guys alerting me to the fact that someone named “Neil” from a Barstool in some place named “Chicago” was posting a Sex Scandal Teacher without authority.  I get how this works.  It’s a deep animal instinct to challenge the old bull of the herd.  Some buck comes along who senses weakness, is all full of piss and testosterone, who thinks the Alpha has lost some of his strength, and tries to fight it out for mating rights.  The fact is I had a GtSST post already in the queue yesterday.  A much better one than this that was sent to me by my brother.  Neal, you mistake the fact that I was waiting a day to post this one at your own peril.  Because when it comes to Sex Scandal Teachers, I’ve got more velvet on my antlers than you ever will.  You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

The Grades:
Looks: At first glance I liked Kayla Trueblood a lot.  I thought she looked like a young Jenna Fischer in glasses, and those are a few of my favorite things. But I don’t know.  She doesn’t stand up to scrutiny.  Now those crazy eyes look a little too crazy and my Internet Stalker Senses tell me she’s carrying a lot of extra weight for a 22 year old.  After repeated viewings, she looks less like a hot teacher than a “Guess Who?” character.  Grade: C
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: What do we have to work with here?  No sexting, no classroom BJs, no crazy cougar action or getting caught in the act or home videos to show in court later?  Just a possible incident on school grounds after hours with a kid 6 years her junior.  Weak.  Grade: D
Intangibles: Maybe my expectations were too high but I hear “True Blood” and expect a way higher class of arousal than I got here.  Grade: D
Overall: D+ Now get off my lawn.
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