Colorado – A 23-year-old math teacher has been suspended from her job after it was revealed she had been posting half-naked photos of herself on Twitter and joking about using drugs at school. Carly McKinney, a math teacher at Overland High School in Aurora, Colorado, was placed on paid administrative leave on Tuesday after admitting to a local TV station that she created the Twitter account CarlyCrunkBear (@crunk_bear) with the help of a friend. The page, which has since been taken down, included explicit photos of the blonde teacher along with multiple posts about smoking marijuana on school grounds… One post read: ‘Naked. Wet. Stoned,’ while another said: ‘Watching a drug bust go down in the parking lot. It’s funny cuz I have weed in my car in the staff parking lot.’ Other messages suggested that the teacher was grading papers while under the influence of drugs and spending time on Twitter ‘instead of being productive’ during the school day. In one post allegedly referring to a student, McKinney wrote: ‘Just got called Ms McCutie. Point for being clever, however you are still jailbait.’ In a bizarre twist, one of the most revealing photos allegedly depicting McKinney doing a handstand wearing only a pair of lacy panties was retweeted by DJ Diplo to promote his newest single, Express Yourself, iDigital Times reported. The first-year teacher and a friend told 9News that the Twitter account was intended as a parody.
Yeah, yeah, I know BarstoolU already blogged this. And as usual those wacky kids did a nice job. I’m proud of them. But I had to let them have it to themselves for a day because I’m swamped. We’re 1/12th of the way through was is shaping up to be the greatest Sex Scandal Teacher year in what is shaping up to be the Sex Scandal Teacher Millenium. When you’ve got Clarice Lee doing 3 kids in the gym while 3 other kids video it, not to mention tomorrow’s All Star (tease) to write up… well there’s only so many hours in the day. Anyway, onto Crunk Bear: I don’t how you can fit any more into a SST story. Internet nudity. Drugs. Half naked headstands. Taunting kids online. Not one but TWO great nicknames: Crunk Bear and Miss McCutie. DJ Diplo. It has everything. Everything, but the glaring, obvious lack of actual sex. But do not despair. I say there’s no way Crunk Bear isn’t up to her pony tail in teenage penis. Where there’s this much smoke (pun intended), there has to be a fire.
Looks: Yes. Granted I’d feel better about McCutie if she didn’t look like she belongs on a Barely Legal porn site. But still a big yes. There’s no denying the body on that headstand pic. Grade: A-.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Posting naked shots of yourself on Twitter is a bold move even for Bibi Jones. Doing it knowing your students are on your feed? That is a total power move. That’s using social media to make yourself a SST legend. Not to mention providing pure comedy gold of claiming it’s just meant as “parody.” Sorry I have to deduct points for no actual sex, but I promise to up the grade
if when she admits to it. Grade: C+
Intangibles: She had me at Crunk Bear. Grade: A
Overall: B. She might not crack the SST lineup next December, but I think we found our manager.
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