Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Georgia - A Georgia high school teacher was arrested Tuesday after being accused of having sex with seven students, one of whom was 15. The Charlton County district attorney charged DaNita Wilson, 32, with seven counts of sexual assault, and more charges may still be pending… Six of the victims are over the age of 16, the legal age of consent in Georgia, while the seventh was 15 years old, [agent Stacy] Carson said… “Some of the (relationships) had been going on for at least one year or longer,” Carson said.
This is one of those stories that makes it so hard to be a Sex Scandal Teacher grader. I want to give DaNita every break I can. I love her heart. Love the effort. She is all grit and balls. Mostly balls. But dammitall, she just doesn’t have the natural talent. She could spent all her time in the weight room and studying film and just be a total gym rat, but she’s going to lose out to some chick gifted with looks for whom it just comes easy. Seven kids, maybe more? There’s nothing not to admire about that. But like I always say, you can’t teach looks. I just wish I could put your heart into some of these other teachers’ bodies, Rudy.
The Grades:
Looks: Comb DaNita’s hair back and give her a thick, lustrous mustache and she’s Ron Swanson. Grade: D+
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: This is one of those cases where I’m not deducting points for the lack of evidence like nude texts or porn videos. In Miss Wilson’s case, she’s doing us a favor by NOT having them. 7 kids, maybe more, is good enough on my end to give her a Grade: A
Intangibles: I bet the Charlton County school district is happy to get rid of her because when they hired a “DeNita Wilson” they had to assume she’d count as an Affirmative Action hire. Grade: B
Overall: C. All guts, no glory.
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Brilliant: “when they hired a “DeNita Wilson” they had to assume she’d count as an Affirmative Action hire.”
Oink Oink
Great job on Felger and Mazz today
I agree with Thornton and @pimpbot. I would never have expected this chick to be named “DaNita.”
Even at ages 15 or 16 when I got boners about car crashes I’d say “no thanks”.
Affirmative action hire got me. Good stuff.
You want to put this bitch towards the end of the order based on looks alone. However, she’s batting clean up, strictly because of stature and aggressiveness. She’s like adam dunn, 1 for 4 with a HR, 2 fly-outs, and a K.
This is the cow that you say yes to fucking based solely on the fact that she grades your papers
Clearly she is the only white kid ever adopted by black parents. Surprised there isn’t a silent “q” somewhere in her last name
Baaazunga
She should not be in the starting lineup…she will not put butts in the seats.
But she is your Lenny Harris…fucking great for when you just got to get that clutch slap hit..
@Harry Johnson – I have a buddy whose dad’s name is Dewayne. He’s white, and to this day he gets the most double-takes I’ve ever seen when someone place the name to a face.
@pimpbot: That’s pretty funny, although Dewayne (original spelling was Duane) was pretty common for white dudes back in the day. “Tyrone” is a Gaelic name believe it or not.
Blowj’s for days
i gotta say i probably would.
Throw some lipstick on that pig.
The fact you didn’t give her a straight F in looks troubles me.
I’d hit it…with a 9 iron.
ewwwwwwww, gross.
Ahhhhhhhhh, oh no, oh no I wouldn’t……..