SOUTH BEND — A former Penn High School coach pleaded guilty Wednesday to a charge of sexual misconduct with a minor for having improper contact with a student. Brooke M. Biggs, 27, admitted to having sexual contact with a female Penn student last year. Biggs will be sentenced June 3… she allegedly met with the 16-year-old girl in late March, violating a protective order. Biggs, also a former physical education teacher at Grissom Middle School, was first charged in the case in October.

And from an article about the restraining order violation – Sgt. Bill Redman, St. Joseph County police spokesman, said police were notified about Sunday’s incident by the girl’s father, who said he saw Biggs and his daughter together in Biggs’ car… Biggs was accused of having an inappropriate relationship with the Penn student, including trading explicit text messages with her.

Alright South Bend!  The people who gave you that shining city on a hill, that beacon of hope in the wildnerness and America’s one true college football dynasty have finally gotten into the Sex Scandal Teacher business.  That’s the kind of forward-thinking progress Fr. Sorin had in mind when he built the University of Notre Dame, brick by brick.  I wouldn’t be surprised if Brooke Biggs gets a mention in one of those NCAA sponsored ads during the games next year.  “Here in South Bend we’re doing pioneering research into green energy, biofuels and cunninglingus on 16 year old lesbian-curious high school softball players.”

The Grades:
Looks:  Not exactly a lipstick lesbian, but absolutely you’d hit it.  And in the Lesbian Softball Coach Demographic, she’s Megan Fox.  Grade: B.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: How’s this for leading by example?  You tell your girls to never give up, to play hard to the final out.  What kind a coach would you be if you let a little thing like a legally binding judges order to stay away from your underage female lover stop you from getting the car sex you need?  Grade: B+.
Intangibles: Brooke Biggs?  The only thing better than a horny teacher is a horny teacher with a breast fetish pornstar name.  Grade: A.
Overall:  B+.
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