Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

NY Post – A group of immigrant high-school students got a senior prom that could happen only in America. When the yacht “Fantasy” set sail for a three-hour cruise around Manhattan last June, the liquor started to flow and bartenders served drink after drink to the chaperones — including some 15 teachers and the principal of International HS at Lafayette, a Brooklyn public school. As it neared midnight, several attractive young faculty members, loosened by booze, boogied with the kids. Finally, a buxom chemistry teacher, 25, wrapped herself around a boy as they danced slowly. They locked lips. “Look at that!” partiers murmured and pointed. “They were making out,” said a student who witnessed the shocking scene. …A large TV screen projected the action on the lower level, as stunned classmates, teachers and principal Michael Soet watched. ..the dirty-dancing teacher, Lindsay Dunaj, has faced the music. She quit in December amid an ongoing probe by special schools investigator Richard Condon…. Dunaj, who grew up in Wilbraham, Mass., was yanked from the classroom in September after Condon’s agents interviewed another student, Dmitry Prokofyev, a soccer star and A student whose e-mail chats with Dunaj were discovered by other students and turned in to the principal, The Post learned. Prokofyev, who declined to comment, told investigators he had a romantic relationship with Dunaj, his chemistry teacher, months before the prom.

Obviously there are no bigger fans of hot teachers nailing their students anywhere on Earth than you’ll find right here at the Stool. But there’s one thing we can’t abide. And that’s taking the sex out of this country. Not while there are high school kids in America still left unseduced. As long as there’s one boy in this country going to bed horny, I won’t stop speaking out against turncoats like Ms. Dunaj betraying their nation by outsourcing the student/teacher sex. Normally I’d condemn those kids who found the emails between Lindsay and her soccer pussy boyfriend and ratted them out. But in this case, they were just striking a blow for the good ol’ US of A. God bless you kids, and God bless America!

The Grades:
Looks: Oh, yeah! Lindsay Dunaj might not be everybody’s choice for the next SI Swimsuit issue, but I have a natural affinity for that smart chick look. The glasses. The Ivy League sort of Deb thing. She’s like Diane Court… all those brains in the body of a gameshow hostess. Still, there’s room for improvement so I’m giving her Grade: A-.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: Truly, this is one of my favorite stories in a long, long time. The booze. The Dirty Dancing make out session on the Jumbotron in front of all the students and faculty. It’s like the Minnesota Vikings Lake Minnetonka story only with teachers. She had me at hello even before the dirty emails and confirmed extracurricular sex. Grade: A.
Intangibles: Our first local girl since Christine McCallum of Abington. And that always means you get the hometown calls. Grade: A.
Overall: A. Lindsay, see you at the end of the year, but hopefully sooner.

(Thanks to Jon B.)
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