KISSIMMEE — A former teacher at Celebration High School was arrested Tuesday on charges of having sex with a teenager attending a school for at-risk students… Dellys Serrano, 36, was picked up after a weeklong investigation that she had an affair with a 16-year-old boy… The teen later said Serrano regularly gave him rides, stopping to buy him snacks and cigarettes. She began texting him in September, and their relationship became sexual during Christmas vacation, according to the report. On Dec. 21, the first day of vacation, they went to lunch at a local Burger King and then went to WalMart, where Serrano bought him an air-soft pistol, a realistic replica of a handgun, the teen said. Store surveillance video subsequently verified the purchase by showing Serrano buy the toy gun for the teen, the report stated. The same afternoon, Serrano is accused of driving the boy home, where they had sex in his bedroom. He later gave investigators intimate details about Serrano’s body to verify his story, the report stated. Detectives obtained a court order to photograph Serrano’s body, which portrayed a mole and what appeared to be a scar described by the teenager, the report stated. The teen said Serrano repeatedly contacted him to ask for more “birthday sex.”

I’ve got to say I feel kind of bad for Dellys Serrano.  I mean, you’re a teacher in Florida, you’re just expected to be hot and have a great story about boinking your students.  There’s got to be a lot of pressure to live up to the stereotype of the good looking, cougarish, sexual predator when you teach in God’s On Deck Circle.  But not everyone can be Lisa Robyn Marinelli, you know?  When you look like Dellys, it must be like being the Black kid who can play hoops, the Irish kid who can’t hold his liquor or the Asian kid who sucks at math.  So she resorts to bribing kids with smokes, Whopper Jrs. and AirSoft guns, which I can tell you from my kids owning like 15 of them, don’t come cheap.  It’s sad the kind of pressure these horny educators are under, but when you live in the Sex Scandal State, you’ve got to accept the impossibly high standards.

The Grades:
Looks: Eesh.  Jimmy Kimmel.  What do you want to bet that scar was from where Dellys’ penis used to be?  Grade: D.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: It’s horrible to see a woman like this corrupt a young, impressionable boy.  Cigarettes?  That’s a terrible thing to do to a kid.  I’ll bet you anything when she gave them to him at Christmas she said “Smoke ‘em up, Johnny!”  Grade: B.
Intangibles: Nothing will put an “at-risk”, wayward young lad on the straight and narrow like nicotine, replica handguns and begging him for pity sex.  Grade: A.
Overall:  C. I really wanted to give her a better grade, just for the effort.  But you can’t coach looks.  And hers ain’t gonna cut it in FLA.

(Thanks to Christopher)
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