Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

MARTINSBURG, W.Va. — A female Musselman Middle School teacher accused of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old male student was arraigned Friday morning… Stephanie Jo Walters, 27, of 40 Grindstone Drive in Hedgesville, W.Va., was charged with sexual abuse by a person in a position of trust to a child… Walters is married and has two young girls… The student… began receiving text messages “of a sexual nature” from Walters in February, according to [Sheriff's Sgt. BF] Hall’s complaint filed in magistrate court. The boy also said he received sexually explicit messages from Walters through the MySpace social networking Web site, Hall said. On April 3, Walters allegedly approached the student during lunch and they went to a janitor’s closet in the school, where they kissed and she allowed him to touch her breasts, but not beneath her shirt, Hall said. The student also said Walters touched his chest and arms while they kissed, according to Hall’s complaint. Hall said the school’s principal learned of the alleged relationship from a female student who received a text message April 21 from Walters detailing what supposedly happened April 3 with the student, Hall said.

It’s welcome news for all us fans of deranged, sex-crazed pedophile teachers that the Sex Scandal season is picking up once again. Ah, Spring… when a young horny teacher’s heart turns to thoughts of dragging a 14 year old boy into a janitor’s closet and giving him Seven Minutes of Heaven among the push brooms and bags of that green sawdusty stuff that absorbs puke.

The Grades:
Looks: Eesh. She almost had me with the glasses. Like maybe she was pulling off a certain “sorority sister from Radcliffe” look about her. But that paparazzi photo of her is a disaster. She’s got a body like Kevin from “The Office” and I’m surprised the kid even found her boobs. Or fit in the closet with her. Grade: D+.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: Texting the kid, posting stuff on his MySpace (note: I thought you had to be 16 to be on MySpace. I mean, no kid would lie about their age on a social networking site, would they?), and texting the details to a teenage girl at the school? What could possibly go wrong? Grade: A.
Intangibles: A teacher who rubs up against a kid in a broom closet lives on Grindstone Drive. What can I say? I’m a fan of irony. Grade: B-.
Overall: C. Nice attempt, Stephie Jo. But to bring this grade up you’re either going to have to bang this kid on the living room floor at 40 Grindstone in front of Mr. Walters or hit the gym. Your choice. (Thanks to Raider Scott for the story)
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