Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
MOUNT VERNON, Mo. — A former Greenfield High School music teacher now is accused of having sex with a 16-year-old student at her home here. The Lawrence County prosecuting attorney charged Alison Peck, 23, with statutory sodomy and statutory rape on Monday. The Dade County prosecuting attorney charged Peck last week with two counts of statutory rape. Those charges resulted from the Greenfield student telling a Missouri State Highway Patrol detective that he and Peck had sex at a park in Dade County. He also said he visited Peck at her home in Mount Vernon and had sexual relations numerous times. The detective wrote in his probable cause statement that the boy said he started texting Peck around last Christmas. He said that led to the relationship becoming sexual. The detective said Peck, in a separate interview, basically confirmed the boy’s account. After the Dade County sheriff heard rumors about the affair in April, he asked the Highway Patrol to investigate. The school put Peck, a first-year teacher who graduated from Drury University last year, on administrative leave. She later resigned.
Let me get this straight: In Missouri, teacher/student sex cases get handled by the Highway Patrol? These have got to be the happiest Highway Patrolmen in America. Instead of spending all day riding the roads, drinking Dunkin Donuts, getting brain cancer from the radar gun, doing routine traffic stops and running people’s licenses, you get called in whenever a 16 year old kid has a story about his hot music teacher taking him home and working on his flute. Ponch and Jon would’ve given their motorcycles for a gig like this.
The Grades:
Looks: Drunken, slutty party girl with classic “I’ll haunt your dreams” F-me eyes. Grade: A-.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: What’s not to love? We’ve got sex, blowjobs (I’m assuming that’s what the sodomy charge is, unless Alison took it from the kid in the “Bach”), we’ve got the careless/reckless text messages and she ‘fessed up to the whole thing. Grade: A.
Intangibles: This was Alison’s first year out of teaching school. She’s a favorite to make the season ending Sex Scandal Teacher Starting Lineup, but she’s a mortal lock for Rookie of the Year. Grade: A.
Overall: A. Nice job.
(Thanks to Jimmie C. for the story)
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I’d touch her in the clutch, too.
Need some more pics. She looks like a strong possibility of having some junk in the trunk.
» Waingro said: { May 19, 2009 – 11:05:34 }
Agreed, but she looks like she was built to fuck.
facebook exists, but privatized.
and yeah sodomy, hopefully oral, or maybe the kid likes his poop shoot clogged.
Wouldnt of mattered if she wasnt a teacher. I bang her. The sodomy has to be a finger in the ass has to be.
‘in the bach’
that’s classic… if there’s any justice in this world, i’ll get a chance to use that line atleast once in my life.
so he gets her “in the bach” and she gets charged? Where do I sign up.
She looks like Phoenix Marie in her default.
In Missouri, Highway Patrol = State Police.
needs more pics. i’m not impressed. she’s still way hotter than that weird looking girl you gave an A+ to.
that kid is a junior in high school, he probley the coolest kid in school, for fucking the hot teacher. This kid knows whats goin, getin blow jobs form the teacher thats an automatic GPA booster. The teacher should not be put in jail, and that kid needs a victory parade
stlstoolie said: { May 19, 2009 – 11:05:34 }
In Missouri, Highway Patrol = State Police.
Thanks for clearing that up for us, Captain Obvious….
guaranteed CANKLES
I’d bang that like a drum. . . .
i am pretty sure that Drury College is a religious school too. could be wrong about that though…
Drury is a very religious school…she’s only like a half hour away from me…wonder how long it’ll be before she’s taking conjugal visits?
Being the nosy sick fuck that I am I found this broad on Facebook. Viewed her friends and voila….3 underage looking youts (sic) from Greenfield High School.
I bet she was doing all 3 of them.
she wears too much eye makeup, makes her look like a whore.
i’d mahl ‘er.
That’s messed up. Nice looking 23 year old teacher fucks a 16 year old (which is legal in many states, including Mass), and now she may be going to jail instead of being praised by the kids parents for possibly making him the coolest kid in school.
i actually know this chick, its like 40 miles southeast of my hometown
Stoolified said: { May 19, 2009 – 12:05:58 }
“she wears too much eye makeup, makes her look like a whore.”
Bingo!