Pennsylvania – A 36-year-old North Penn High School female math teacher was charged today for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a male student this spring. Heather Lynne Zeo … of Warrington Township, Bucks County, began having sexual conversations and contact with the student in and out of school starting in April, according to a release from the Montgomery County district attorney’s office. She and the student met several times in her classroom through the middle of this month, the release said. Zeo also had an inappropriate relationship over the Internet with another male North Penn student, according to the press release. That relationship involved sexually explicit Internet chats and several invitations from Zeo for him to visit her classroom when she was alone so they could have sex, the release said. …Zeo admitted having a sexual relationship with one of the students… According to her website, she has released two CDs of music — “Light as a Feather” with inspirational religious songs and “Musically Math,” which features songs about algebra, geometry, statistics and probability.

I can honestly say that Heather Lynn Zeo is the biggest celebrity we’ve ever had as a Sex Scandal Teacher. That is to say the one who’s most famous for something other than banging her students. I mean how many other of these women have been so accomplished outside of the field of teenage boy sex? All the others are focused on the single minded pursuit of deflowering high school boys, but Heather Lynne is a Renaissance woman. Turning out musical masterpieces like “Light as a Feather” and “Musically Math” (click here to listen if you don’t already have them on your iPod) while seducing not one but two students. I’m looking forward to her soon-to-be-released songs including “Almost Through Puberty,” “Got Your Cherry,” “I Think I See Pubes” and “It’s Hard in Here for a Cell Bitch.”

The Grades:
Looks: Granted the album art here is pretty stylized, but when I first saw this article I thought the picture was an ad. Or of a female student-victim or something. Not bad for 36. Way to bring that Girl Next Door Michelle Trachtenberger look. Grade: A-.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: We could use a few anecdotes here. Getting caught in the act, naked pix messages, something. But texting a kind to come bang you in your classroom is a very nice start. Grade: B+.
Intangibles: I’m going to assume she sang to him while they did it. My choices would be “Hold Me Close,” “Bean Bag Chair” and my personal favorite, “Face Down.” You can’t make this stuff up. Grade: A+.
Overall: A solid A. Look for big things out of Heather when the end of the year awards are announced. Hope this helps her sell music. Grade: A. (Thanks to Jay from PA for the story.)
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