Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
Louisiana – A 29-year-old teacher has been charged with having sex with one of her former pupils and sending him sexually explicit text messages. Heather Lasseigne Chiasson is alleged to have begun a relationship with a 17 year old boy from her English class….she was immediately suspended from her position at South Laforche High School in Louisiana. Investigators said the boy admitted to the affair and said it had become with flirting but ended up with him sleeping with his teacher. The teen also showed detectives a series of sexually explicit text messages that he had been sent by Ms Chiasson…of a ‘graphic sexual nature’.
Nice going, Laforche Police Department. Way to get all cryptic with us at the worst possible time. What exactly are “sexually explicit” texts and what do you mean by “graphic sexual nature”? Was she just talking dirty to the kid? How dirty? How about a few specifics? Or God forbid was this spicy little Cajun shrimp dish sending naked pictures of herself? Because this is the kind of detail that will make or break a Teacher Sex Scandal. I mean, sure it’s good to know there’s a sex-crazed little slut behind that perky grin. But we need to know how sex-crazed and to what degree of sluttiness.
The Grades:
Looks: Sweet, innocent looking face. The sexy Pam Beasley-Halpert hair. Demure pearl necklace. All of which belie the ferocious, horny tigress within. Grade: A
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: We love her for boning her student. We love the paper trail of the “sexually explicit” messages. Again I go back to the lack of deets, but that’s not for Heather’s lack of effort so she only gets a minor deduction. Grade: B+.
Intangibles: “Heather Lasseigne Chiasson” works both as a Tulane debutante or as a porn actress. What I love about this chick is she’s got a lot of both in her: Grade: B.
Overall: A-. We’ve got our first real All Star of the year.
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Your looks ratings are always confusing. I admit, she’s not bad, but A is reserved for the Deb LaFaves of the world. This chick has a crooked smile and a left eye that makes KFC’s look normal. I’m also guessing there are more than a few rolls under the suit coat. Solid B-.
…and after Pam Halpert was laid off at Dunder Mifflin, she got her teaching degree. Jim was putting in a lot of hours at The Office and Pam got lonely, and began to explore the wondrous world of the iPhone…
How come the only scripts of text messages that get released are the ones that old men send to little boys and the pictures politicians send to women/men…why cant we see hot teachers convos!
but a spot on pam halpert look alike
why are these chicks doing teens? isnt there one teacher at there school who can throw them one. i think its time for me to become a teacher and start laying some pipe to help these chicks from going to jail.
She has a lazy eye that would make KFC blush.
immediately thought “pam” when i saw this.
Are teacher sex scandals a good kind of rape culture? Because if they’re wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Ohhhhh, yes, ohhhhhh yes I would….
This whore is definitely hiding giant cans under that yellow sweater/jacket.
come on she might be big but she’s gorgeous for a fat sex scandal teacher. If she weighed closer to 100 she’d be a smoke.
I know they cant tell us who the kids were but I wish they would profile them so that we could better understand the psychoses of these female teachers. Tell us what race the kid is, tell us if he’s a football star go-hard or if he’s the white trash kid who wears empty milk cartons for shoes. I want to know if they are sympathy banging poor kids because they know they can take advantage of them or they are just straight up fiending for some young pole
You know she’s reading this right now, just flicking her bean like nobody’s business.
No no no. She looks like she has had a stroke. All asymmetrical and shit. C-.
Hope this is your hobby.
Doesn’t look anywhere near as good in this pic…definitely need to adjust that “A” grade
http://slhs.lafourche.k12.la.us/English%20Department%20Teachers._files/Chiasson.jpg
whats with all these teachers and where can i find them? Why aren’t any male teachers laying the pipe?
She’s got a very strokey face. Cue the “I’ve had better days Lois, I’ve had better days…”