Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher(s)
So. Carolina – Two Boiling Springs teachers are facing charges after deputies say they threw parties for teenagers that involved alcohol, marijuana and sex. Sarah Jane Lindsay, 42 [left], of 438 Maplecroft St., and Audrey Beidleman Grabarkiewicz, 44 [right], of 230 Sandy Drive, were taken into custody by Spartanburg County sheriff’s deputies Monday… Lindsay, a teacher at Boiling Springs Elementary, is charged with nine counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and criminal sexual conduct with a minor between 11 and 14 years old. Grabarkiewicz, a preschool teacher at Lake Bowen Baptist Church, is charged with 10 counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Investigators said Grabarkiewicz also had “sexual relations with some of the victims,” but, because they were older than 16, she will not be charged.
You’d think that life for a 44 year old broad hosting underage drinking/smoking/sex parties with your girlfriend would be all sunshines, lollipops and rainbows. But you’d be wrong. Here’s how Audrey’s Facebook status updates went as her Summer of Banging Teenage Virgins went on:
“I’m excited to see what the future holds …”
“Loving life right now!!”
“Living life like there is no tomorrow!!!!”
“Ready for tonight!! But is tonight ready for me?? lol”
“WHAT A WEEKEND!!!”
“Lots of drama and things I can’t say! haha”
“I really wish people would find other things to talk about than me.”
“Why don’t people just leave me alone? They have done enough to hurt me already!!!!”
“I hope you find better things to do with your time than to keep spreading lies about me!!
“People have way too much time on their hands if all they have to worry about is what I’m supposedly doing!”;
Wow. How things can change overnight. This is a cautionary tale to all you teachers out there thinking about throwing your own teenage drinking and drug orgies. It’s all fun & games until people start talking about you. Let it be a lesson. Because once some parent dimes you out, you might not like what the future holds.
The Grades:
Looks: Yikes. Sarah Jane is 42? Mrs. Driscoll was wearing that same dress when I was in South Weymouth Jr. High, and she was 85 then. Audrey has a nice rack on her, which must explain how she got dibs on the barely legal set. But that’s about all she’s got. Grade: D-.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: I don’t know how much more two depraved sex-crazed lunatics can do. 10 year olds? Grade: A+.
Intangibles: Giving new meaning to the words “Boiling Springs”? GRABarkiewicz? It’s all I got. But I’ve GOT to start partying with the Baptists. Grade: B.
Overall: B. That might be high based on the looks, but you’ve got to admire their utter lack of shame on this one.
(Thanks Nathan, even though he doesn’t know the difference between me and The Tastemaker)
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Chick on the left is BARBARIC but the one on the right could get it easily.
It’s sadly hilarious to see these old ass bitches posting the same stuff that 17 year old hos would.
Boiling Springs indeed.
you sure they didn’t mix up Sarah Jane’s age and her address. She looks old as fuck
Beware of any chick/woman that writes the phrase “living life to the fullest!!” online. That actually means “sitting on facebook and match.com and lying about it till someone fingers my ass after a few frozen margaritas”.
We need a blog about the “El Pres at Bryant Last Couple Minutes” video. Yes – The “couple minutes” that lasted over ten minutes. Some gems in there.
I would take the one on the right to poundtown.
You would think that after 1 of these fiesta ninos – the 10 year old parents would have some idea what was going on…..shit like this didnt happen when i was 10
Ahhhhh, No, no I wouldn’t.
And that’s the first time in a looooong time.
Nothing happened with 10-year olds. Jerry tends not to read some of the articles he comments on. All kids involved were teens, and the MILF on the right only banged kids 16 and older.
One teaches elementary. The other teaches preschool. But they only nailed teenagers? What’d they do, draft the kiddies years ago?
I’d probably have a go with either one of them (or preferrably BOTH, simutaneously) but I would definitely not respect myself in the morning. Nice cans on Grabarkiewitz.
alright well one bitch got charged with having criminal sexual conduct with a minor between 11-14 yrs crazy broads
wow, between Carl Sweetchuck and the FJM boys on Deadspin, Jerry is taking his licks today.
JT, any comments on the FJM roast?
McT,
Meh. The column is 6 months old. The same thing happened when it was published. I say the Geeks take themselves too seriously and they respond by… taking themselves really, really seriously.
I wish my teachers were this cool growing up
id smoke a blunt with em and nail em both together