Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher(s)
Daily News – Who’s hot for teacher? Looks like the other teacher. Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught “undressed” in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday. Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said. A janitor stumbled on French teacher Mauro, 33, and Brito, 29, a married Spanish instructor, and tattled to school officials on Nov. 20. Both tenured teachers were removed from the classroom and sent to Education Department “rubber rooms” while they’re investigated for misconduct, sources said.
Whenever possible I try to keep these Sex Scandal things limited to female teachers boinking their male students, but there are exceptions. Lesbian student/teacher relationships are fine. As is the occasional teacher-posing-nude thing. And this is one such exception. Because every time two young, good looking foreign language teachers have hot, naked, lesbian sex in a classroom during a school assembly, an angel gets its wings.
The Grades:
Looks: Nothing not to like here. The US public education system is lousy with crewcutted bull dykes in gym shorts going at each other. But the odds of two lipstick lesbians finding each other in the same school? Well it’s nothing short of a Christmas miracle. Grade: A.
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: The only thing we like better than hot girl-on-girl action is girl-on-girl action in the classroom during school hours. That had to be so much better for the custodian than spending all day sweeping up puke with that bag of green sawdust. Grade: A.
Intangibles: Cunnilingus performed by two cunning linguists. Grade: A+.
Overall: A. Merci, muchos gracias, and see you two at the end of the year Sex Teacher awards!
(Thanks to Brian)
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the janitor narc’d?! what the fuck. he had perfect blackmail currency to get in on the action. Idiot. Guess thats why he’s a janitor
Jerry, I actually made the cunning linguist joke to myself when I read the Post’s story.
Julio My bet is he tried to get in on the action and when they shot him down he ratted.
This is by far the best story of the year.
oh two cunning linguists….I get it
Were these two chicks actually in the talent show? Cuz if they were then I gotta believe their performance won by a landslide
One on the left . . . I think I saw her on a ‘Girls Gone Wild’ video… nice rack.
Did the janitor narc on himself blowing a load on the window and having to clean it up himself first?
The janitor was carting around a crate of milk. He was delivering it to the cafeteria when he heard the noise in the class room. He peeked in and saw them, opened the door, and said “this milk can be our milk”. the two lesbos shot down his attempt for a 3-way so he snitched.
I hope that is the story chickenhawk.
I would of just watched though, snitching is gay. Especially in a situation like this.
Janitor=homo
your link to the nude teachers posing doesn’t work….but the two lipsticks is good spank bank material.
Cunning linguists! I nearly shit myself. You need to write for letterman.