Great Whites Spotted In Cape Cod Just In Time For 4th of July
Boston.com - Two great white sharks were spotted off the coast of Chatham on Thursday, the first documented sightings of the 2012 summer season, according to the Sandwich-based Cape Cod Shark Hunters. “I spotted a couple yesterday,” spotter pilot George Breen said today. “One was about a quarter-mile offshore and the bigger of the two was about 50 yards off.” Breen discovered the sharks during his routine spotting flight Thursday afternoon. He said the bigger one was 16 feet long, likely weighed more than 2,000 pounds, and was hunting seals near the shore.
Martin, it’s all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, “Huh? What?” You yell shark, we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July. Seriously though I love this shit. Not even joking. Sharks are my thing. Huge shark guy. My dream vacation is to swim with a great white in Australia. So if I don’t see one of these eat somebody when I’m in Nantucket this week I’m gonna be pissed.


Get the boats and the TNT and let’s do this thing right.
anyone thats ever been to chatham knows thers whites there. chatham bay is seal central. this is old news. die slow jew.
When did they start letting Js in Nantucket?
I love that you go to Nantucket, such a poser move. 4 years ago you were living in a basement in Abington as a 31 year old flunky.
Oh so YOU’RE the man from nantucket
Good luck swimming with a great white in Australia, lemme know how that works out for ya.
George Breen is my Mothers uncle.
Keep up to date on that shit
http://www.capecodsharkhunters.com/
Portnoy doing the backstroke = false shark sighting
I’m sure the residents of Nantucket would trade a few more great whites for one less David Portnoy.
Great Whites are pussies anyway.
Orca’s kill the shit out of them in 5 minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS6NjdGLVZs
flip there dumass into a tonic state and drown them, done and done
One Eyed Bandit with the best nose joke I’ve seen on here in a while.
Are you saying “in” cape cod and “in” Nantucket to be funny? Or are you really that out of touch? Either way, yeah, great whites off chatham forever.
there once was a man from mcbride who could fart whenever he tried, in a contest he blew two thousand and two but then shit and was disqualified.
NOT NINE BARRELS?!?! YUP NINE BARRELS!!!!
Bandit ftw
I get the surfer angle of Australia, EP, but for a closer/quicker chance for just the Great White experience, fly to San Diego and take a boat to Guadalupe Island. All sorts of tours to do that. That’s where those guys with that hydraulic lift method of catching the sharks filmed a lot of their shows.
“Jaws Comes Home” on Discovery was a one hour special last year during Shark Week, it was all about the Great Whites that show up down the Cape every year, one of the coolest hours of TV I’ve ever watched. One of the sharks they tagged was recorded as hanging around here for as long as into November.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLq5i8TmiEk
I better be eating shark burgers at The Squire this weekend
be more like Steve Irwin and swim with the the stingrays…way cooler.
One eyed bandit with probably top 10 funniest comments ever on here with that one
Your a shark guy? You wouldn’t last two minutes in the water with them without shitting your huggies.
@ vivalastool — Do you guys have some kind of compilation of the funniest comments ever put on the site? That’d be pretty amazing; especially to a barstool newb such as myself.