Greatest Craigslist Ad Ever
I don’t know who this guy is but he’s a man of singular genius and I if I had the money, I’d give him a thousand buck for every cinder block he owns. Hell, I’d hire him to be my personal assistant. Manage all my affairs, the way Mr. Potter tried to hire George Bailey. He’s just what I need. Some comedy booker doesn’t pay me? “You want the fucking comedy, pay Jerry the fucking money.” Someone on the comments section complains my blogs are too long? “Jerry doesn’t give a fuck for fuck’s sake.” My in laws are bitching about something? “What the fuck is wrong with you people?” Perfect. A man this eloquent is wasting his talents selling masonry in a personals ad.
How did “I dont give a fuck” get these blocks in the first place?
Stolen?
I need these blocks!
my grandma sends out more recent emails than this…check the date. you guys are getting your azz kicked in all things internet related. how does kmarko’s azz taste?
Noonan, they were probably holding up his trailor that blew up in a meth accident.
Wow. No way this is Jerry’s. Pres must have wrote it and felt sorry for the little guy. If not than this is the first time that Jerry made me laugh. Good job schmuck, keep up the good work
where is that irishtrinity fuck head?
Wow, grammar Nazi makes a mistake, what is the world coming to.
Right here, buddy. Don’t worry. Did it eat at your soul to give Jerry a compliment?
Craigslist Ad From 8/12/2007…………you fucktards need to fast forward that hot tub time machine
I just emailed this guy and asked him what he thinks the proper height of a retaining wall that Im building should be. I asked him if he delivers too.
Sounds like the Kid From Brooklyn needs to get rid of some fucking cinder blocks.
this was awesome 4 years ago
Fuck you, pay me!
Welcome to 3 years ago fuck stick. For a guy that is supposed to be on top of all this internet boom hype you really dropped the ball on this one. I’ve seen this on at least 3 message forums within the past 3 years.
who gives a fuck how old it is. It could be from 81, its still funny as hell.
“mattsh20 said: { Apr 30, 2010 – 04:04:48 }
who gives a fuck how old it is. It could be from 81, its still funny as hell.”
Hey Mattsh20- I got some brand new ALF DVDs and Jerky Boy CDs for ya
Brimley, don’t EVER talk bad about the Jerky Boys. That shit is just as funny today as it was in 1991.
I’m gonna go spend $5 and throw them threw the cocksuckers window and see if he gives fuck then.
@Mr Picket
I believe Tea Bags qualifies as the grammar nazi
#83 Wes Welker edition trash cans Craigslist ad was WAY better. Find the link for that one. Classic.
CptKballs- “We have a little emergency here….We were boiling some potatoes and we dip them in vaseline, and shoot them at each other, and Peter was looking back making sure it was lined up with his ass, and it shot him right in the fucking eye!!”
Brimley, well played:
“It’s not right what you did to my beautiful horse-faced boy! I’m gonna come down there and kick you in your cunt you sick bitch!”
» Umass7 said: { Apr 30, 2010 – 04:04:09 }
@Mr Picket
I believe Tea Bags qualifies as the grammar nazi
true enough, but Royal T is his little ass licking sidekick.
So much for a SPORTS website……Not one blog about Dez Bryant being asked by the ‘Phins whether his mom was a hooker. Nothing about hooligans running around Kenmore Sq for a Scottish Soccer game at Fenway this July. Nothing about Nomar being honored this Wednesday. Instead we got a 3 year old Craiglist posting, some fag from Cambridge showing his Gap boxers off in GTA and something about a Patriots sweatshirt that some intern ironed on “JM”. yeah because that’s what a ‘Common Man’ talks about at a bar.
the craigslist ad was way more funny than the blog
By far one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on barstool.
Brimley, pound sand, shouldnt you be tending to your diabetes? Would that ad be any funnier if were from yesterday? Almost positive they knew it was old, but realized it was gold. Ill email you my address for those Jerky boys cd’s.
Take a look at “Jerry Thornton”, you woudl swear he is a member of NAMBLA
this is so old its not even funny….literally though, its not funny
Hey EP, Crazy Town BBS has a really funny joke page. Let me give you the dial-up number. Or is that too recent for you?
I really wish I could treat my customers like this. You want the blocks? Come get the fucking blocks… fucking priceless. I think this is awesome, I especially like the word ‘fuck’, so thats a bonus. Fuck the naysayers, this is a classic.
» Rondowned said: { Apr 30, 2010 – 04:04:04 }
I’m gonna go spend $5 and throw them threw the cocksuckers window and see if he gives fuck then.
lmfao