Gronk Can’t Stop Won’t Stop
Gronk just killing it at Umbria after Sunday’s game. I love all the meatheads around him trying to protect people from taking videos of him and shit. Since when does Gronk give a fuck about that? That’s what makes Gronk Gronk and why everybody loves him. Because he’ll walk into one of the busiest bars in Boston, take his shirt off, and get blitzed. He has never hidden from it. He is who he is and that’s why I love him. Like he said in that E60 piece on him. He’s never been in trouble with the law or made headlines for anything bad. He’s a 20 something millioniare who loves football, loves to party and and loves to fuck hot chicks. Pretty sure that’s legal in America. Pretty sure everybody knows that’s what Gronks do. Pretty sure that’s why he is the most marketable player in the NFL right now. You don’t’ need to protect his face. He’s fucking Gronk. Not hiding is what has got him here in the first place.
PS – Last night Gronk tweeted this…
Well Nicky Whelan responded to him out of the blue.
I’m pretty sure Gronk has no idea who Nicky Whelen is because he didn’t respond. I’m guessing her tweet probably got lost in the mix. And this is why I have to be Gronk’s little angel on his shoulder. Because Nicky Whelen is arguably the hottest chick in the fucking world so Gronk you may want to reply to her….Just saying…
UDDATE,UPDATE,UPDATE – Maybe I’ve greatly underestimated Gronk
Acesshollywood - Rob has been enjoying his newfound superstar status – hitting the red carpet in Hollywood earlier this week for the ESPY Awards – so, does he have any celebrity crushes he’d like to meet? “The girl from ‘Hall Pass.’ I forgot her name,” he revealed, after having to think about it for a moment. “The blonde chick that makes coffee.” (That would be actress Nicky Whelan, who plays barista Leigh in the big screen comedy, starring Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis.)
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I’ve seen that sluts tits!!!
Stop writing these blogs about you getting hard talking about Gronk with his shirt off, it is a total cry for help. You have your hand on the door knob so just open the door and come out of the closet already you fucking Heblew!
“Gronk Can’t Stop Won’t Stop” – I guarantee he wishes you’d stop.
Fuck my life, that chick is death
omg, she is the hottest girl in the world
That there qualifies as a gay bathhouse video with a FEW chicks in it. 90% dudes, several of which are shirtless, dancing with each other.
Thats the chick from Hall Pass BTW.
umbria… best burger in boston.
Hey does anyone know the name of that show returning to AMC? Go fuck a funyon Prez!
HOTNESS.
gordie gronk sr in the mix
Star Wars background just made her a billion times hotter and that is crazy because she was already a billion times hot.
Gronk is 100% rollin his face off. Don’t hate the playa hate the game.
Couldn’t agree more with @smokee here. That literally looks like the gayest, worst time imaginable as a straight braj, but for a fag like you I imagine it seems pretty sweet. PS there are 10 hotter girls on this site alone every day, her nipples are the size of a 4 yr old boner (aka neil’s boner)
braj? what a toolbag^
I’d suck that chick’s ass after track practice
people who use the word toolbag live in rural areas and still watch TRL Live that is jsut now getting into their county
How much you pay to watch Gronk and Lambert play tummy sticks?
people who say they slay smokes, are 15 yr old fat virgins who stack groceries at Shaws
Nice pickle party…..looks like Gronk might have a touch of the gay.
kman – Prez can only pray.
Wow I didn’t think all you cube monkey went out on sundays in Boston.
@bigdickbatista, you crazy bastard!
Is there any doubt Gronk has the smallest dick on the Pats?
people who make fun of gronk for dancing wih his shirt off are the real fags, if you look like that you, obviously you take your shirt off at clubs, makes the chicks soaked, i do it all the time, quit being a self conscious fag
That Chick looks like she has a HUUUUUUUge GASH
Dave, thanks for sharing that video. Fucking awesome!
I never heard of Nicky Whelan either, so I Googled her and I still have no idea who she is.
any stoolie who doesnt know who she is, learn how to read! she’s been featured on a stool site like 10 times in the past year. and I am already pre-jealous of how much he’s going to slam this fucking 10.5
i want to touch her vagina
Nicky Whelan is, simply put, absolute perfection.
Gronk’s brain is made of 100% USDA certified Angus Sirloin. But as the ultimate meat head he is living life to the fullest, rich, world class athlete, dumber than a post and just living it large. So envious ….
my eyes are shooting cum, weird
Can anyone honestly say besides a few gay stoolies that Umbria even looks remotely good? 20 Something nitwits who actually think they are something competing for chicks they aint gonna get on that fat 50k a year. BTW any chick on their would not let Gronk Bare back them? I think not…CUM EVERYWHERE
Whelan’s about to get GRONK’D. Fire blog.
am i the only stoolie that watches workaholics?
The more I think about it, the more I feel someone blessed with that much pure beauty has a responsibility to give back to mankind. And by give back, I mean do porn.
my home row is sticky
is that gronks dad in the middle of the dance floor?
She shows her tits in Hall Pass.
http://www.bustercontent.com/fhmg/cb/v1/video.php?nats=My41LjEuMS4xNy41OTcuMC4wLjA=&go=join&c=19524
shes gunna get fucking gronked tonight
Maybe Gronk wanted the protection. Maybe he does give a fuck about people taping him. And I doubt Gronk has the smallest dick on the team, not logical.
tuffnutz, 99% sure you’re fat.