Gronk Get Offered $3.75 Million to Be in Bibi Jones’ Comeback Porn Video
Sex.com (link NSFW, duh) - February, 6th 2013 – In light of Bibi Jones’s return to performing in adult films, Sex.com would like to offer Rob Gronkowski a chance to perform with her in a scene once his forearm has healed. There is no question that Rob Gronkowski has what it takes to make an excellent male performer in today’s adult industry. He has proven both on and off the field that he has the body and the attitude to be a hugely popular male adult star. Football and adult entertainment fans have long speculated a romance between Gronkowski and Jones since racy photos appeared on Twitter. Sex.com believes that their controversial connection will give them a special chemistry on screen. Sex.com is prepared to match to Gronkowski’s 2014 base salary of $3.75 million if he agrees to perform with Jones in a sex scene exclusively hosted on Sex.com. Though Bibi Jones is on an exclusive contract with Digital Playground, Sex.com has contacted the production company to make an exception for this scene.
I think I speak for every red-blooded American Patriots fan in the world when I say I don’t want to see Gronk in a porn video. I NEED to see Gronk in a porn video. I need it done now. Not tomorrow. Not after breakfast. NOW. I knew if from the first time we laid eyes on him, holding up a Pats jersey at the draft. I said to myself “This kid has what it takes to make an excellent male performer in today’s adult industry.” And I was right. I mean, sure, Bibi Jones is cute and a real porn start’s porn star and all that. I’m happy to hear she’s unretiring while she still has a some prime left. But Gronk’s whole career he has proven both on and off the field that he has the body and the attitude to be a hugely popular male adult star. And he’s the one we really want to see. I can just picture it; Gronk pulling out, then doing the Buckingham Palace Guard around the bedroom before coming back to Bibi and leaving the map of Hawaii across her chest. Absolutely perfect. The only question would be who’d be first in the queue to download it, me or Dave. But we know for sure that they’d make back all $3.75 million within the first 20 minutes this thing is available. Bless you, Digital Playground and Sex.com for working together in the spirit of cooperation to get this done. You’re on the side of the angels.
On a semi-serious note, as what is surely about to be the Winter/Spring/Summer of Gronk gets underway, I can’t wait to hear chorus of people condemning him get louder and louder. All the self-righteous fun police are already at it, saying he’s got an obligation to the team to grow up and knock off his antics, blah, blah, blah. It’s not like he’s out shooting himself in the leg in a nightclub or caught on video fighting strip club bouncers. He’s a big happy kid, living life exactly the way any of us would if we were in his shoes, drinking domestics with coeds and rough housing with his brothers. In a world full of phonies who’s image is controlled by handlers and shoe company PR people, he’s the genuine article. And if he wants to bang Bibi on camera for $3.75 mil, more power to him. Newsflash: Great athletes have lots of sex with crazy women. Babe Ruth banged hookers four at a time. Ted Williams was a notorious babehound. Hell, Bobby Orr used to get drunk with his teammates every night at Mary Ann’s where they’d blindfold him and spin him around and any girl he wound up pointing at would go home with him. But 40 years later we’ve all become Puritans? Let Gronk be Gronk. And please, please, please, let’s get this video made. @JerryThornton1
have you told your parents you’re gay yet?
I’d watch him DDT her. If you know what i mean.
Jerry, you definitely pause it on a shot of Gronks ass to beat off.
Your excitement about seeing Gronk’s wang means only one thing………………THE GAY!!!
You would take $3.75 just to receive a Roman war helmet from him.
You and Pres are probably jumping around in excitement that there is chance you could see Gronk’s cock. Fucking twinks
I agree Jerry. Can’t wait to hear how these Gronk-haters on WEEI will argue that having sex on camera could re-injure his forearm. Fucking idiots. Let him live.
If he has little winkey I’m going to be so disappointed
his porn name should be Gronk Dongkowski
It amazes me how badly you and pres want to see gronks penis. Very, very gay.
Wow big Jerr, that was some deep shit buddy.
Are you kidding me? Leave a map of Hawaii on her chest? that’s a win
Does the Irish Rose know that you can’t finish unless you’re thinking of Brandon Deaderick and Rob Ninkovich fucking?
THE PATRIOT WAY!!!
…..and this is why everyone else hates the pats and their fans.
I pray he does it while wearing a classic belichick hoodie
Difference between Stoolies and BSS writers: writers “need to see a porn with Gronk in it”. Stoolies need to see a porn with BIBI in it and don’t give two shits who the guys is. BSS writers have the ghey
why exactly is that kramerica?
So Bibi was crying in her retirement video for this?
It’s my dream to be offered $3.75 mil to have sex with bibi jones.
How long was she “retired” for….15 minutes? Fuckin’ chicks man.
did Gaystoolie write this?
can i watch you watch it, jerry?
Did the BSS Headquarters move to Provincetown because of the storm?
Yeah right, he’s going to do porn. With all of the PED’s he’s done his tally-whacker is about 3″ long and his nutsack is sucked into his belly. Show that to the world and it’s bye-bye poontang.
If a Jet were to do this you’d write a 6 paragraph scholarly essay against it making horrible little sarcastic one liners.
It’s great to know that his next contract will have a clause that he won’t be allowed to be a porn star….true American hero
hey miles, go die again
You know how I know you’ve got the ghey? Cos you “NEED” to see another man’s penis. When is Barstool Provincetown opening up?
Flanders, stop trying to write exactly like Portnoy. It’s not funny and makes you look like a bigger dink than you already are.
I heard beetle bertrand just undercut bibi’s off by 1.2 mil?
You should have stopped after “I don’t want to see Gronk in a porn video.”
Spike The Balls starring Bibi Jones and Rob Gronkowski. A high school varsity football coach Roger Spike(Gronkowski) is known for his winning ways on the field but can’t seem to score off it. Until one night, on the way home from the big game when he sees young Jazmyn Whet(Jones) being harassed by Ted Stroker(Rex Ryan), the coach of his high school’s biggest rival. Spikes saves Whet but upon taking her home is met by her disapproving father, Peter (Bill Belichick). Spike must not only win over her father but must also prepare for the upcoming championship game again Stroker with everything on the line. In order to balance all these challenges, only Jazmyn can help Spike relax and be in the right mind set to tackle all these challenges.
If they know what is good for the video they will have some guy off set hand Gronk a football and let him spike the shit out of it as he paints a picture on her face
how much of that 3.75mil was put in by El Pres?
@lafatm3, great synopsis. you think she would let rex and belichek eiffel tower her as well? now THATS a porno that would make billions
Spike That Tight End, starring Rob Gronkowski and Bibi Jones?
that sex.com video collection is pretty solid
marsh-mont good question of the year – “When is Barstool Provincetown opening up?”
i swear pres must of sent a memo out to all the writers that barstool is slowly going gay.. by 2014, GTA is gonna be replaced with guess that dick
That “leaving the map of Hawaii across her chest” line was genius, but I still don’t want to see it.
im honestly disappointed you left “cumback” out of the title
“there is no question that Rob Gronkowski has what it takes to make an excellent male performer in today’s adult industry. He has proven both on and off the field that he has the body and the attitude to be a hugely popular male adult star.”
I have NO idea what this means or how the two have anything to do with each other but. . . . .
id just like to take a moment to reflect on how shitty it is to be a normal person. wish my parents would have made me lift weights and run sprints 16 hours a day when i was 7. totes worth it
“Unbreakable Bone” starring Rob Gronkowski and Bibi “Beef Drapes” Jones.
Jerry no one has any interest in seeing our organization turn into the fuckin Jets. Tell Gronk to put the beer down and pick up the damn weights. Put on a little padding to protect those apparently glass bones. Stop being a hypocrit about this shit. Him actin like a college kid is getting old
I hope he likes roast beef
Don’t do it Gronk, If Jerry had his way, you’d start out a tight end, but end up a wide receiver.
I’d call it “Thighgate” and have gronk open that shit up pov, with him narrating of course
I could see gronk just being a big dude with a case of baby dick, I’m calling under 6. In which case there is no way he could do it.
wonder if Gronk has a Hep C clause in his contract
Gronk would probably get injured before penetration and go out dancing shirtless while some other guy bangs Bibi.
I’d love to know who the 10 people are that down-voted herbie’s comment. Get a clue guys!
i’ve never seen another straight guy get so excited to see a specific guy in a porn video.
stopped reading after “I NEED to see Gronk in Porn”… this thread REEKS of the gay. Oh it’s a Thornton blog, oh ok… no surprise there!