If I don’t cum twice during this show I’ll consider it a disappointment. And speaking of being narcissistic it’s just an accepted fact that nobody would talk about his spikes if it weren’t for Barstool right?
PS – That’s a rhetorical question. Obviously not. I invented that just like I invented Noseface, Laser Show and Yo Soy Fiesta. Anybody who says otherwise is just a hater.