And the answer is Candice Swanepoel. Oh my god. No words. Roll the Masters theme song.
PS – If the First Lady isn’t wearing a pony tail tonight so I can grab it and pretend she’s Candice then she clearly doesn’t respect me as a human.
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I’d kill that Euro-Homo…he probably gave her that ass scar so she wouldn’t be as pretty as him.
candice swanepoel’s ass-dimple on her left cheek is the 8th wonder of the world
I’d be ok with her letting me put my penis in her vagina.
I expected a knife wound in the ass cheek on a black chick.
I think we need more pictures included, you shorted us.
I would drink her bath water
I heard a choir of angels, i hope they aren’t disappointed that i’m touching myself
Ass and legs for daysss
Hate to say it but I can see why she has chosen that guy over me
Those are some lucky swimsuits….
I just lost 40 seconds of my life scrolling through these pictures. We get it asshole.
i think she just lives at the beach in a bikini. also, dave…. how did you like boston calling? renee looked good.
I would drink kneels piss out of that ass dimple, its fucking beautiful
I wanna slap that smug look off that dudes face so bad.
That guy looks like me.
Pres dominated the GTA’s today. A grandmother and some atrocious barbie doll stand no chance against The Ass Dimple…
Dude totally pulling of Tiger Woods gut pose. Guess you have to being with her.
I want to kill that guy she is kissing. Seriously I really do. Asshole.
Did somebody put out a cigar on her ass?
Is it a great ass? Yes. Now is it in the top 4-5 in the ass game today? Not really.
Guess it!!?? Hell I jerked off to it!!!
I feel as though I need a Bud Light right now and I’m not sure why.
PS-someone call the cops, cuz someone done stole her dam titties..
by now every stoolie knows that ass dimple
I’m so serious about scrolling through to the Master’s theme.
Sunglasses draped on the back of the neck.
Power move buy el hombre
Oh Candace. Oh Candace.
If I could only personally thank the 7 year old in China that made these bathing suits. XieXie little boy, XieXie.
Does anyone know if you can get the stool in prison? Looking at 10-15 after I potato sack Ms. Swanepoel. Also, douchenozzle should put his sunglasses on the front of his head.
Having hair on your back is acceptible if your name is George ‘The Animal’ Steele not if it’s Candace Swanepool.
fuck me running a hundred and sixty
does everyone else see the ass dimple or is it just a dent in my computer screen from the frozen rope that just left my pants
who kisses with their eyes open? Squid city.
yeah ok lets go
Where’s that dudes chest? He calls those pecs? One punch I could cave his chest in. C’mon Candace, clean that shit up.
That fucking dude looks like Dinuzio from Caddyshack. Pussy.
She has an amazing ass and is a beard for some homo. Busy lady.
and he ain’t payin’ no 50¢ for no Coke….
I would let her diarrhea directly into my mouth. Yes, I used diarrhea as a verb. You’re welcome.
First Lady is gonna kick your ass
I’d snort the sand out of her asshole
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