And the answer is Audrina. Not a fan of these jeans. And somehow I’m not a fan of Audrina anymore. I’m not sure what happened with her. Because longtime Stoolies know that I basically invented Audrina. I mean I went to Halloween a couple years ago dressed as Justin Bobby just so Audrina could be my date. I’m talking I used to call the First Lady Audrina in bed and shit. That’s how much I liked her. But I haven’t jerked off to her in like 2 years. She just fell off the face of the map for me. Strange. I’m not sure if it’s because of her hideous fake tits or I’m just getting older and MTV doesn’t dominate my life anymore. Either way it’s sad. For every season turn, turn turn…..