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Is my wife the only person who watches RuPaul drag queen? She's obsessed with it. Weirdo.
Those feminists are some nasty ho's messing with our facebook feed
And the answer is Vida Guerra. And this my friends is why I invented Guess That Ass game. It’s why I’ve dedicated my life to the study of the Ass. It’s why god invented asses. It’s why god invented leather pants. This is everything I want in an ass and more. I honestly don’t know what I’d do if I saw this ass live. I’d probably just grope the shit out of her and then die and go to heaven a happy man. But for now I’ll just have to settle for breaking out the tenga.
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Ass-olutely ass-tastic.
yes i know i just posted this comment below but it’s that important…..maybe not but….
In honor of the start of another Red Sox championship run I have this little gift for my fellow Stoolies. If you don’t think EVERYTHING about this awesome….there is something wrong with you…..or you were born after 1980. You’re welcome…….
(SFW-need sound)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78pQOkLTdFo
i can’t even count the amount of times my penis has cried thinking of vida.
good thing youre stickin to the tenga shed break your dick off
BADA BOOM
holy shit if those pants were any tighter they would be tattooed onto her.
Bill Pullman in Spaceballs, when he and Candy go undercover
Dude that thing for the red sox tickets about Gammys Yeast Infecsh was the most hilarious thing I have read on the stool in a while.
wooooweeeeeee
Nice pants…how do you get into them?
Id love to sniff for the juice spot while sifting through her dirty undies.
good work EP. the stool needed this to make up for that halfassed wake up with this morning.
kardashian look-a-like
I think shes short/light enough for me to hold her over my head while I toss her salad. mmmmmmm
Smells like burritos.
even better, burritos are delicious
i’d lick her low and slow
I want to wear that ass like a mask while i do my little kookey dance.
Red Sox body.
Lowell Spinners face.
GIGGEDY
I would punch my grandma for 15minutes with her
I’m always willing to accept the consequences of my words, buttttt….
Doesn’t anyone think that with an ass that looks like that in pants like that…. I mean, if she takes her shirt and pants off, doesn’t everything just hit the floor?
I mean, I’d still (insert verb) a (insert distance) through her (insert bodily fluid) on (insert Christian holiday) morning just to (insert sensory verb) her farts, but…..
Beantownluv…watch out Weezy may throw a “Family Guy is the worst show ever” at you………
i have a serious chubb
I wanted the baby to stop crying so I shook it, I was kind of right.
R.I.P. Peter Jr.
Poleax -
Definitely. I was just thinking the same thing. That shit sags big time when it’s not held up by skin-tight rubbery leather.
Hey LongPole, grow a nuggetpouch to go with that pole and look up her nude pics – that ass stays just where it should once unshrouded, although I’m thinking it really should be on my face.
Ha, I have the nuggetpouch AND the right cube position to do so.
Thanks.
LongPole’s comments make sense if. if what? oh yeah, if he’s never actually seen a chick naked. hey no sweat LP, we all gotta start somewhere. my suggestion: the Kells on a Thursday night is a good place to start. have at it bro, and enjoy.
Can we have a wake up with Vida Guerra!
Like holy shit my dick exploded.
longpolelax01 and morve sanglante how have you never seen vida in a thong? that was google’s top search about 2 years ago. believe me, that ass does not sag, stop googling adam lambert and get with the program.
OMG.. just google Vida Guerra.. you will shit yourself.
Just give this chick the “best ass in the world” award already.
» Akrobatik said: { Apr 9, 2009 – 01:04:20 }
Do you live in a cave in Siberia? This is the first time you’ve seen a Vida pic?
Eff off guys. I stand by my statement (see the qualifier – last lines). I was questioning whether it would fall all over the place.
One day I hope to be such a fucking stud that I can tell some other dude he’s never seen a naked woman before or that he’s googling Adam Lambert. Shit birds.
You didn’t make a statement, you just questioned the buoyancy of her voluptuous, luscious, latina ass….and that question was wayyyyyyyyyyyy out of line Mr. Hat! Do your research! Fuck!!!!
Holy shit. I’d take a sandpaper handjob from Vida any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Unfuckingreal… I would love to see that thing in real life… fuck
OMG.. I just made a mess
Boom goes the dynamite.
batman said: { Apr 9, 2009 – 01:04:53 }
Id love to sniff for the juice spot while sifting through her dirty undies.
“juice spot”
Fucking priceless!
You pieces of shit…Her ass is just as dope WITHOUT any super-tight pants on. Google her and check it out. You fucking bitches. I created an account just to rant and rave about this. The god-dammed temerity of some people!