Guess That Ass
And the answer is Jaime Pressley. Apparently she is also on her honeymoon in Mexico which may help explain where the sun went where I am. I mean the sun ain’t stupid. It sees an ass like this flaunting it’s shit down the road and you better believe it’s going to pack up shop and go focus all it’s power on tanning the fuck out of it. The sun is a freak like that. Listen I ain’t mad at it. I’d do the same thing if I were him. I just wish I knew where she was staying so I could get out of this fucking rain and stalk the shit out of her. Maybe rub one out if I’m lucky.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 10/12/09, 2:25 pm |
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so smooth…
The first lady?
Uh oh El Prez, looks like the meatballs at Deadspin are attacking you. This is from an article just posted:
“Let’s check in with el presidente at Barstool Sports, who is either 12 years old, or joking, or a complete fuckhead. OR all three!”
They critique us because they want to be us. Keep fighting the good fight Prez.
Kinda beefy in the legs dept.
You fuck serious ? ? ? You are on your honeymoon and you are talking about rubbing one out ?
Dude this is the last time you are going to be able to get laid anytime you want. Take advantage of it , stop fucking around like a geek on your blog and let the other retards figure it out.
Ugh. that is one sad ass. flabby, no shape . . .
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