My fucking bad. 3/29 not 3/28. I fucked up 3/28 is BC.
you promote rape culture #igetthatalot
Round II at Lupos on 3/28 vs. Foam at XL on 3/28 who ya got? Making decision by end of day tomorrow. Vote now
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And the answer is Miranda Kerr. The key to being a great ass blogger is that sometimes you got to know when to step aside and let the imagery and pageantry of an ass speak for itself. This is one of those times. So put on some tunes and just sit back and soak it all in. Because it just doesn’t get any better than this for ass purists.
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I’d dump a nut right under her kidney
I would cum in that so much passers bye would complain about the smell
I’d suck a fart out of her ass.
fantastic…cue all the chubby chasers who will bark that she is too skinny.
She is a little skinny for sure, but that ass is legit.
She’s not too skinny but her left elbow is busted.
Bitch needs to eat a sandwich or two.
I am trying to figure out this left elbow comment??
I would drink a quart of tequilla just to get up the nerve to walk in her direction, then when she turned to look at me, throw up in my mouth. Then I’d dejectedly stare down at the ground while the salty tears welled up in my eyes as she started making out with some slimey Eurotrash fag, the acidic burn of my own gastric juices the ashen taste of defeat in my mouth.
Wait. That’s what KMarko over at NYC stool would do. Me, I’d bust a nut in her eye.
I would butter my toast with her vaginal discharge
Fuck you Viking
Skinny Pete, I was being sarcastic. It’s one of those obnoxious comments the hardons make about hot girls.
i picked up on that cptkballs….
too skinny and looks like a guys ass….bring back COCO!!!!
What the fuck is with the branches and wings and rockets and shit.
Does she come complete with all these accessories?
I’d need a fucking sherpa just to get to her.
Well worth the trip, though.
CptKballs said: { Nov 20, 2009 – 12:11:52 }
“She’s not too skinny but her left elbow is busted.”
Are you serious CptKSQUID… I am sure you aren’t a 10 bro….. Last time a chick checked you out was probably b/c your fly was open the day you left the sperm bank…
dude her left is totally busted, i wouldn’t touch that chick. fuckin busted ass elbows are the worst
Um, Orlando Bloom is her boyfriend. So, I guess you were sort of right about the Eurotrash comment.
And, I’m assuming the stuff on her is for the upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show because I don’t remember that stuff from last year.
Um, you’re gay.
omg that left elbow is disgusting! ew, i wouldn’t touch that with portnoy’s dick, totally ruined it for me, what a freak show!
She has no ass. Give me a Kardashian ass, or J.lo ass any day.
I’m with you Cincy.