Guess That Ass
And the answer is Rihanna. Apparently she’s on vacation in Mexico with her new boyfriend Matt Kemp. Not sure what’s going on with her hair, but her body is still no joke. At least as far as I can tell from the grainy Big Foot pictures. Anyway Matt Kemp stole my move. I invented the ass grab hug. Everybody knows that’s my thing. In fact if I were President this is how every greeting, meeting, and conversation would begin. Just grab the shit out of a chick’s ass. I’m telling you productivity would go through the roof.
Get the Puddy first and smack em around later when your done with em.
whoa whoa whoa. Stop the presses. Matt Kemp the Dodgers outfielder? Good work Matt Kemp!
The Red Sox almost traded for him a few years ago. Too bad that didn’t work out. It really would have solidified their hot wife/girlfriend rotation. Losing Kotsay’s wife really was a huge loss. Those are tough shoes to fill.
Ehhh. Pass.
she’s hot, but once she lets it go (around 34-35), she’s going to be fat as shit. huge hips/ass. looks great now though.
I thought you were the President?
Saddlebags coming soon for sure, ugh…
That bathing suit seems incredibly complicated
No thanks. Seriously don’t think she would even get a 2d look if I passed her in the hall…and this is as good as it’s going to get and it’s gonna go downhill fast…..
Her fuckin hair absolutely kills it for me
Not so nice:
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/1705/gallerymain1117rihanna0.jpg
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1034/19666080.png
That is going to be nazz tee shit
these pictures do her no justice. so for all of you saying “no thanks” or that you wouldnt even look twice, go check out some pictures online where you can actually see her.. and if you actually have a brain or a dick, or both, you will see what i mean
pretty sure she would rob me while i slept.
Tig must like ‘em cheesy. She was cute, but prime is fading fast in the distance…
I guess barstoolsports is going to the *omo’s, check these out and say you wouldn’t smash..
NSFW when you click the pics for “close ups”
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/rihanna/rihanna-nude-004623
Good enough for a donkey punch of a 10.00 blowjob in the back seat of my Plymouth Fury. Other than that, there are plenty of other low self esteem chicks out there willing to have thier asses grabbed.
she is seriously nasty