Guess That Ass
And the answer is Fantasia Brown. Now I know what everybody is thinking. How did Fantasia beat out Nicole Bahls for guess that ass today. (pictures below) Well the answer is obvious isn’t it? Tonight is the beginning of season 9 of American Idol. And what better way to signify this occasion than featuring the ass of a former winner? Sure some may argue that Nicole Bahls is prettier, more fuckable, blah, blah, blah. But guess what? Sometimes Guess That Ass is about more than just being a dick wrecker. Sometimes it’s about whether I picked you to win American Idol and whether you helped cement my reputation as the #1 American Idol expert on the planet. Today is one of those days.
2nd Place Today – Nicole Bahls
You would have had me at Larry T or BlackDudefromBrockton…
Nicole Bahls needs to deal with her fresh coat of ass hair…
I would probably keep bending down to grab stuff if she was stocking shelves at Hannafords though…
ass #2 is spectacular..
her bathing suit needs a break
What in the Fuck is a Fantasia Brown..and how do I get rid of it?
Her ass looks like a couple of those cheapo brown discount trash bags filled with mashed potatoes.
Fantasia’s ass that is, not Nicole’s. Nicole’s is great.
Vince Wilfork already got to the beach?
You’re such an expert you can’t tell Fantasia Brown from Fantasia Borrino?
id let fantasia shit on me just to get a shot with nicole
I thought the first one was Bernie Mack. Scusting.
I was wondering where Fantasia was living since she has no job, no education, and is dumb as hell, plus she has an illegitamit kid. Enjoy Obama’s money, it will dry up in 3 years.
i thought for sure it was Clubber Lang
Welp. Im completely flacid but thank you anyway
Wow, Fantasia is taking a beating ood thing she cant read any of this stuff since the dumb b!tch is illiterate. And why Fantasia?…more like Nightmarea.
looks like Serena ate Venus
more fans, i love it, ill see you boys on the powerhour with some great commentary bitches
» Al Czervik said: { Jan 12, 2010 – 12:01:12 }
You would have had me at Larry T or BlackDudefromBrockton…
blackdude,
you sounded like a 12yr old on the power hour.
give it a break you are starting to be worse than detox.
Al Roker
I have not looked at the answer yet so I assume I am right.
What do I win?
as i thought, Italian Spucky is infact Detox, tough talk coming from a dude that just sat there and listened to me call in, you sir are a homer, you probably would like my nut sack your mouth, no homo
BTW dont get jealous of my shine, do you want Cheese with that Whine?
Fantasia looks like Tracy Morgan’s twin sister in pic #4
Shit i thought it was Terry Crews with a bunch or bad prision tats
That was painful, but a fine finish. and when are you guys trading in that old 386 for a real server?
Get it off me !!
Separated at birth Fantasia and Warren Sapp.
I can see light at the end of the tunnel in Bahls’ first perfect ass-shot pic.
Even Cornelius’ wife Zira above can’t ruin that photo.
in the 2nd picture, she looks like shes saying “bitch get me some waffle fries and a dr pepper, for free.”
my bad the 4th one