Guess that Ass

The answer is Brooke Hogan? UB had no idea the Hulkster’s little girl would be able to put it together like this. Maybe she got nervous with her dad talking about being the next OJ, so she dropped the baby-fat…And you have to admire her charitable nature. Look at how kind she is being to that Ethiopian child on the beach. Now that’s a Real American.

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» longpolelax01 said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:37 }

If he was Ethiopian he would be wearing socks and sandals at the beach.

You know, if he was… Ethiopian…

» weezy baby said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:21 }

i would not.

» itsMurda said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:08 }

He looks like a Somali pirate excited about the prospects of boarding another oversized American tanker.

» longpolelax01 said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:24 }

Sorry, Weezy. I was just down in Clearwater Beach, and the… Ethiopians… down there were wearing socks, sandals, jordan shorts, and black tees (oh I think they like me?). Just an observation of Ethiopians…. at the beach.

» windycitywoodrow said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:01 }

Q. What’s positive about Ethiopians?

A. H.I.V.!

» ilovefarts said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:28 }

id let her have it then sing, “i am a real american!”
i bet daddy wont like that she is with a man of color.

» Bruschimancrush said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:12 }

longpole

its white t, not like it matters, but i felt like saying something in general. These Ethiopians sound like they got style.

» jake237 said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:03 }

“He looks like a Somali pirate excited about the prospects of boarding another oversized American tanker.”

That is the funniest f’ing thing I have seen all day. Awesome.

What a cow.

» longpolelax01 said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:54 }

Thanks Bruschi, thus the question mark.

» pick master said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:07 }

Nothing says class, like a prison issued Richie Rich dollar sign tatoo.

» NotABronco said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:35 }

it looks like if you poked your finger into her stomach it would go in for 6-8 inches. sick.

» RonMexico2153 said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:12 }

she has gigantic feet

» The Habs Blow said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:49 }

ItsMurda and Windycity, well played

» mickelsonsboobs said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:49 }

As Gorilla Monsoon use to say: what a tremendous individual.

» CptKballs said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:52 }

itsMurda’s comment is HOF worthy. Nothing can top it.

» longpolelax01 said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:58 }

Maybe it’s actually a Make-A-Wish trip. That guy must be the result of some serious chemo.

» delos17 said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:03 }

big thighs and a man face … sweet …

» windycitywoodrow said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:37 }

How do you get rid of 10 flies at once?

Hit an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
or just tell Brooke to put her pants on.

» TeamFingerBlast said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:14 }

itsMurda.

That was fucking hilarious.

» neykid10 said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 12:04:08 }

dude what are you guys talking about? She looks amazing!

where the hell did those booming tits come from?

» deez said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:49 }

im surprised he can stand up straight with that helmet

» TommyisBadass said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:54 }

Neykid
I completely agree man, she has never looked that good. her body is great for a big girl like she is…the only bad thing is her face…all of you guys get realistic youd all blow your load before you were even in her

» We've Got Bush said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:07 }

her feet are fucking gigantic…thats fucking scary. The ethopian kid looks a little bit like a enormous version of pedro’s little buddy nelson de la rosa.

http://www.dominicantoday.com/image/article/40/209×400/0/F52C5190-AA82-4511-A82E-2B9E9C2972ED.jpeg

» neykid10 said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:43 }

Youre right. Maybe her face would look better if she was rocking the big black sunglasses and a bandana

or maybe she could stop using clown makeup

» OIFSeabee06 said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:09 }

Is this her madonna / angelina like attempt at adopting a little bug eating ethiopian so they don’t have to get fat from pregnancy?
What’s the over under on how long it takes for her to blimp out anyway?

» CptKballs said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:58 }

You see guys like that at all the time at Big Sensations (Gigantic Fat girl) parties.

» obx said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:07 }

Get real. The tits are from WalMart or somewhere. If you didn’t know who she was from previous posts, you would definitely believe it was a transvestite.

» deez said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:33 }

holy crap, she does have flippers for feet

» weezy baby said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:37 }

it is smart of the ethiopian to hold on to brooke so he wont blow away in the wind

» KennethSimsWhipKick said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:32 }

I would clasify her as a “Bizzaro” hot chick.. at first glance, great ass, nice body, blonde hair… then a close look.. Stands at 6′1 – 6′2, she has size 15 feet, can palm a medicine ball and I’m waiting for her to scream at me about taking vitamins and saying my prayers.. BROTHER!

» Menage said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:15 }

They all look the same in a dark room.

» Menage said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:57 }

Except fat chicks. There is no mistaking them.

» Beef Supreme said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 01:04:15 }

that’s right Menage — at night, all cats are grey — or so the saying goes. however, at night not all cats are ready to tear your dick off with roided-out vag lips.

» donkey show said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 02:04:46 }

that kids head is huge and an odd shape.

i bet her gash is huge and you’d fist her on accident

» cuthead42 said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 02:04:58 }

it looks like Somali Wee-Man. Hes got 5 inches on Wee-Man though. They have the same head

» LebowskiUrbanAchiever said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 03:04:57 }

That ethiopian has a boner.

» LebowskiUrbanAchiever said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 03:04:16 }

i hate to say it…but she looks pretty good in these pics. Bodywise that is.

» stoolified said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 03:04:29 }

she has legs like Earl Campbell, that being said, these are by far the best pic’s I’ve seen of her.

» slapntickle said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 03:04:34 }

anybody who wouldnt fuck her in these pictures has a bad case of the gays

» slapntickle said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 03:04:02 }

since when does face matter?

» difunny said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 03:04:08 }

Could someone please explain to me how this guy is ethiopian?
He is just as white as the background on this page. Its call a south beach tan by the way I saw her when I was down there. I would have said something to her if I knew what was under those frumppy clothes she was wearing.

» MisterFritzl said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 03:04:00 }

If she does daddy’s Big Leg drop on little peppie she will break him in half

» laughingatpinheads said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 03:04:46 }

I’ll bet Papa Hulk is thrilled his little muffin is hangin’ out with this little greaseball with the Ethiopian head swoop.

Bet Hulk wishes he stayed single at this point with the whore wife, whore daughter and felonious son.

» theteeboxusa said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 04:04:17 }

First of all I would put it in her but that is neiter here nor there.

She is a girl that you give two bad weeks to she will gain 50lbs.

» donkey show said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 06:04:00 }

i’d love to bang her. i’d be doing the crowd call while hitting her from behind

» i suck her toes said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 06:04:31 }

ok, heres the thing..i’ve always had a thing for this chick. who give a shit if she looks like her father. to me, she looks more like her mother, how i a hot bitch in her own right. anyhow, i’d lick every inch of Brooke, between her asscrack, in between her toes ona hot summer day, under her boobs, EVERYwhere. i’d fuck her brans out, anywhere, anytime. ok, well now i have to go jack off. ooo Brooke, this load is for you baby…

» GardenGroveHeina said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 08:04:13 }

While she does indeed have a large stature, I think this photo is misleading. I mean, stand next to Evan Stone and I guarantee you’ll look like a freeze-dried banana…

» cubsbullsbearshawks said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 08:04:19 }

butterface for sure

» kaisersoze said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 08:04:30 }

If he was Ethiopian wouldn’t he be ahead in the Boston Marathon??

» i suck her toes said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 10:04:28 }

butterface? yeah, my nut butter, all over her face. i’ve blown two load looking at that piece of ass. more of her, please.

» crownmedachamp said: { Apr 22, 2009 - 10:04:53 }

are all bostonians idiots?

that “ethiopian” is actually a rapper that owns his own label and club based in south beach (www.sobeentertainment.com).

his father was a writer of some big old-school hits and then started his own company just outside of DC decades ago. he ended up selling it for approximately $800 million. then, he helped start the record label that has many starts on it, including brooke.

terry has known stack$ (the rapper) for years, so im sure he has no problem with it.

it is no wonder why boston has such a white-washed reputation of being a racist city.

» bandwagonbeantown said: { Apr 23, 2009 - 02:04:19 }

guy looks like one of the kids from little people, big world

» hockeyrules88 said: { Apr 23, 2009 - 07:04:09 }

guy looks like a fucking worm

» barstoolrafaeli said: { Apr 23, 2009 - 08:04:35 }

crownmedachamp we have a repuation for being white washed and racist? thats funny i thought we were the most progressive socially, academically, politically, scientifically advanced city in the U.S. but thats just my opinion, and everyone else who didn’t eat a cock sandwich from starbucks this morning.

» Master of my Domain said: { Apr 23, 2009 - 12:04:06 }

I am a REAL BOSTONIAN BROTHER! “now say your prayers and eat your vitamins”.

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